OH LOOK MORE ASSHOLES

Your name is KARKAT CAPTOR and right now you don't know either that the light of jegus touched you or from the other fact that you don't really give a 2 FLYING FUCK about everybody,,but either way your surrounded by ASSHOLES.

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(( IM HOME BISHIES))

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

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HEY IIM NOT CUTE /MAYBE/ IIM MANLY AS HELL. BUT II CAN SAY THAT THE GENTLEMEN IIN FRONT OF ME IIS. *you touch noses with gamzee making a smirk and a giggle to go with it.*

I’d b3li3v3 that you ar3 manli3r than m3, if you prov3 that! >;] *You nuzzle your matesprits nose back, smiling widely, just like always, before you try it out, lightly brushing your lips against his, not wanting to force him to do this.*

*you felt him brush his lips upon yours.You kind of cringed for a moment cause of the sensation.You already knew what he was trying to do even though you never kissed someone in your life.you take the opportunity as he brushed his lips with yours to give him a kiss as you wrap your arms around his neck* 

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Dud3. Dud3. How can I be s3rious about that? L3t’s b3 hon3st, I mad3 a complete fool out of mys3lf with my mor3 or l3ss good pick-up lin3s. Would I’v3 don3 that if I wouldn’t? >:? I’m not sur3 about this. B3sid3s….*You waggle your eyebrows* I may b3 blind, but I still know that you ar3 a fin3 pi3c3 of ass. >;]

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WELL SHIIT DUDE II..JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO REALLY ANSWER THAT..*you kind of twiddle your thumbs and looked at the ground just kind of still shocked at the fact he asked that.You where still kind of pretty close to him matter of fact to close*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

>:O Aww shit bro, did I just mak3 you sp33chl3ss or such? Cause thats not what I wanted >:/

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NO II’M NOT SPEECHLESS II’M JUST SURPRIISED THAT SOMEONE LIIKE YOU WOULD SAY THAT..TO ME FIIRST OFF YOU /ASSHOLE/…WELL WHAT II’M REALLY TRYIING TO SAY IIS..*whispers and blushes* yes..ii guess..

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Ouch,that hurt3d Kar,cut m3

not so d33p >;] And I’m your asshol3 aft3r all >;] *You just kind of hug him, throwing your whole weight on Karkat to claim him yours, grinning like the slight insane teal blood that you were.*

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*you were almost practically squished by the larger teal Capricorn but you managed to hug him back with a little smile across your face.You give him a little nuzzle on cheek kind of not wanting to let go of the hug*

STOP BEIING SUCH A SASSY LIITTLE GOAT..

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But that’s just how I am, mist3r! >:] *You snicker a little as he nuzzles your cheek.* Wow, you’r3 so cut3 som3tim3s, I can’t 3v3n! >:]

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HEY IIM NOT CUTE /MAYBE/ IIM MANLY AS HELL. BUT II CAN SAY THAT THE GENTLEMEN IIN FRONT OF ME IIS. *you touch noses with gamzee making a smirk and a giggle to go with it.*

[asktheluckypeixes]

HOLY SHIIT YOUR A HUMAN NOW? OH WOW THIIS IIS JUST WOW HAHA.

*blushs embarassed* Stop fuckin laug)(ing, low blood scum…

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II LIIKE HOW YOU CALL ME A LOWBLOOD KNOWIING THAT YOUR NOW ONE YOURSELF.WOW SUCH SPECIIES SWAP.MUCH FUCKIING IRONY. HAHA.

[asktheluckypeixes]

O)( just s)(ut your cod forsaken mout)( befoure I do it foar you! 38(

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*starts to mock with puppt hand movements to represent vriska* NA NEE NANA NE! LIIKE II GIIVE A DAMN..BUT FIINE FIINE BY ALL MEANS.

[asktheluckypeixes]

EY I don’t be)(ave like t)(is mot)(aglubba! 38(

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ARE YOU MAD? CQUSE YOU SEEM LIIKE IIT .

[asktheluckypeixes]

Go smooc)( ya fuckin insane blind goat an leave me t)(e fuck alone 38(

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AT LEAST II HAVE A MATESPRIIT .. SO II KNOW YOU CANT BE TALKIING FUCKASS PLUS HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW WERE TOGETHER..

[asktheluckypeixes]

HOLY SHIIT YOUR A HUMAN NOW? OH WOW THIIS IIS JUST WOW HAHA.

*blushs embarassed* Stop fuckin laug)(ing, low blood scum…

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II LIIKE HOW YOU CALL ME A LOWBLOOD KNOWIING THAT YOUR NOW ONE YOURSELF.WOW SUCH SPECIIES SWAP.MUCH FUCKIING IRONY. HAHA.

[asktheluckypeixes]

O)( just s)(ut your cod forsaken mout)( befoure I do it foar you! 38(

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*starts to mock with puppt hand movements to represent vriska* NA NEE NANA NE! LIIKE II GIIVE A DAMN..BUT FIINE FIINE BY ALL MEANS.

[asktheluckypeixes]

EY I don’t be)(ave like t)(is mot)(aglubba! 38(

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ARE YOU MAD? CQUSE YOU SEEM LIIKE IIT .

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((On mobile at school)) WHY ARE YOU. ((so I can learn karkat)) THAT IIS THE MOST IIGNORANT SHIIT ON THE FACE OF THE UNIIVERSE.. ((Karkat shut the hell up.)) NO II CAN SAY WHAT II WANT TO SAY. II HAVE EVERY FUCKIING RIIGHT. (( But I Also have the right to punch you though )) OH FUCK YOU.. ((Aww love you too)) ASFGHJK!!!!

[asktheluckypeixes]

HOLY SHIIT YOUR A HUMAN NOW? OH WOW THIIS IIS JUST WOW HAHA.

*blushs embarassed* Stop fuckin laug)(ing, low blood scum…

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II LIIKE HOW YOU CALL ME A LOWBLOOD KNOWIING THAT YOUR NOW ONE YOURSELF.WOW SUCH SPECIIES SWAP.MUCH FUCKIING IRONY. HAHA.

[asktheluckypeixes]

O)( just s)(ut your cod forsaken mout)( befoure I do it foar you! 38(

[mrmoodymcnubshouts]

*starts to mock with puppt hand movements to represent vriska* NA NEE NANA NE! LIIKE II GIIVE A DAMN..BUT FIINE FIINE BY ALL MEANS.

[asktheluckypeixes]

HOLY SHIIT YOUR A HUMAN NOW? OH WOW THIIS IIS JUST WOW HAHA.

*blushs embarassed* Stop fuckin laug)(ing, low blood scum…

[mrmoodymcnubshouts]

II LIIKE HOW YOU CALL ME A LOWBLOOD KNOWIING THAT YOUR NOW ONE YOURSELF.WOW SUCH SPECIIES SWAP.MUCH FUCKIING IRONY. HAHA.

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Dud3. Dud3. How can I be s3rious about that? L3t’s b3 hon3st, I mad3 a complete fool out of mys3lf with my mor3 or l3ss good pick-up lin3s. Would I’v3 don3 that if I wouldn’t? >:? I’m not sur3 about this. B3sid3s….*You waggle your eyebrows* I may b3 blind, but I still know that you ar3 a fin3 pi3c3 of ass. >;]

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WELL SHIIT DUDE II..JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO REALLY ANSWER THAT..*you kind of twiddle your thumbs and looked at the ground just kind of still shocked at the fact he asked that.You where still kind of pretty close to him matter of fact to close*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

>:O Aww shit bro, did I just mak3 you sp33chl3ss or such? Cause thats not what I wanted >:/

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NO II’M NOT SPEECHLESS II’M JUST SURPRIISED THAT SOMEONE LIIKE YOU WOULD SAY THAT..TO ME FIIRST OFF YOU /ASSHOLE/…WELL WHAT II’M REALLY TRYIING TO SAY IIS..*whispers and blushes* yes..ii guess..

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Ouch,that hurt3d Kar,cut m3

not so d33p >;] And I’m your asshol3 aft3r all >;] *You just kind of hug him, throwing your whole weight on Karkat to claim him yours, grinning like the slight insane teal blood that you were.*

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*you were almost practically squished by the larger teal Capricorn but you managed to hug him back with a little smile across your face.You give him a little nuzzle on cheek kind of not wanting to let go of the hug*

STOP BEIING SUCH A SASSY LIITTLE GOAT..

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Dud3. Dud3. How can I be s3rious about that? L3t’s b3 hon3st, I mad3 a complete fool out of mys3lf with my mor3 or l3ss good pick-up lin3s. Would I’v3 don3 that if I wouldn’t? >:? I’m not sur3 about this. B3sid3s….*You waggle your eyebrows* I may b3 blind, but I still know that you ar3 a fin3 pi3c3 of ass. >;]

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WELL SHIIT DUDE II..JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO REALLY ANSWER THAT..*you kind of twiddle your thumbs and looked at the ground just kind of still shocked at the fact he asked that.You where still kind of pretty close to him matter of fact to close*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

>:O Aww shit bro, did I just mak3 you sp33chl3ss or such? Cause thats not what I wanted >:/

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NO II'M NOT SPEECHLESS II'M JUST SURPRIISED THAT SOMEONE LIIKE YOU WOULD SAY THAT..TO ME FIIRST OFF YOU /ASSHOLE/...WELL WHAT II'M REALLY TRYIING TO SAY IIS..*whispers and blushes* yes..ii guess..

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

[this-blind-capricorn-blog]

Dud3. Dud3. How can I be s3rious about that? L3t’s b3 hon3st, I mad3 a complete fool out of mys3lf with my mor3 or l3ss good pick-up lin3s. Would I’v3 don3 that if I wouldn’t? >:? I’m not sur3 about this. B3sid3s….*You waggle your eyebrows* I may b3 blind, but I still know that you ar3 a fin3 pi3c3 of ass. >;]

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WELL SHIIT DUDE II..JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO REALLY ANSWER THAT..*you kind of twiddle your thumbs and looked at the ground just kind of still shocked at the fact he asked that.You where still kind of pretty close to him matter of fact to close*

[jaded-greaser]

[[ http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=fK5v Come play boardgame as your troll character. uwu ]]

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((welp im home bitches from school HELL YEE))

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((Thanks. I don't really ship them red, but this isn't my blog. Also like you said, it is an alternate universe. Sorry, I can be weird and bitchy sometimes.))

((no your not shhhh its okay everyone has a ship they admire and i respect your shipping with them cause hey one thing about me i practically ship almost everyone so dont be sorry :3))

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Your on3 3y3 is r3d, th3 oth3r on3 is blue, I can't hold it anymor3 so I'll just t3ll you th3 truth. You'r3 sw33t3r than hon3y, can't b3 bought for mon3y. Th3 sw33t3st thing 3v3r, you giv3 m3 a sunlike f3v3r! Ros3s ar3 r3d, viol3ts ar3 blu3, b3li3v3 it or not, I'm flush3d for you! >;* >;]

*you instantly blush yellow*

G-GAMZEE ARE YOU FOR REAL IIM NOT TURNIING YOU DOWN OR ANYTHIING BUT ARE YOU LIIKE JOKIING ABOUT IT??

*you become conflicted at his words and thoughts about this cause honestly  you where in a flustered mess*

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((I'm on mobile so I can't check blogs' other pages, but I thought Gamzee was Karkat's morail. Not kisemese or matesprit. I'm confuse with Gamzee here ))

((well in canon yes he is but they broke it off but remember this is a blood swap AU - alternate universe...in another universe its possible that gamzee is matesprits with karkat ..just keep that in mind))

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GAMZEE SOMETIIMES II WONDER WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A GRUB OR YOU HAVE FUCKIING DOWN SYNDROME...EIITHER WAY YOU MIGHT NEED JEGUS.