The Deadpools

Oh hey!! Didn't see you there! One sec....let me focus on my husband's crotch....damn scope...aha got you!! Oh...anyways!! I'm Lady deadpool!! You might know my husband...deadpool? The guy I got this nice 7.62mm pointed at? Yeah we're a couple hehe We're pretty much inseparable...you get the whole package when you get one of us....what!?! Don't look at me like that! He's cute!! And good in other places! *wink wink* and kinda sexy...I use kinda pretty loosely just like a college slut's puss on saturday night after frat part...well Hit me and my sexy daddy up any time we have no lives besides Sex, Cute kitten videos, and chimichangas...(Welcome all my lovelies!! the mun behind the Muse here!! Anyways I'm a Lady deadpool rper. Me and my Rl and RP husband would love to rp with you!!! We both Rp as a couple >.< sorry if that's wired {all his idea XD} but We would love to rp with you!!!! Just send me or him a message and we'll get back to you!! Heck even tag us in a starter!! But remember you get one and you get the other!! We're a annoying crazed merc bundle ^.^ )

[mrs-deadp00l]

*shy but actually a sex freak*

[deadpoolbugle]

Thunderbolts #17 Preview | Read More: http://ift.tt/1cAjzED

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[fuckyeahdeadpool]

[nialeigh]

[brydzatardzi]

from Deadpool Now

[nialeigh]

Real mature, Wade, real mature…

[nialeigh]

The cute thing is, is that he never even lays a hand on her. He just lets her talk that way to him because he wants to be a hero now. I mean look how big he is compared to her! I believe in the past he would have taken care of that problem but he’s changed now LOL cute!

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[daily-superheroes]

http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

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+mrs-deadp00l

"Fuck they’re multiplying now."

[mrs-deadp00l]

"Nice way to say hello isn’t it? Should of said ’ Fuck, let’s multiply!’" Wanda smiled

[roseravagerworth]

Rose gives Wanda a blank look. “I only use that on special occasions. This isn’t one.”

[mrs-deadp00l]

" Oh sorry... Just have trouble distinguishing between special occasions and not special occasions, specially as I'm such a special person... I think I just managed to beat the record of saying special in one sentence... Must make me a special person!" Wanda smiled at the other, " Taking it you've met the guy version of me?"

[witchofmanynamesarchive]

A starter with an actual plot! WOW!

Willow looked at the book that Giles had sent in, it seemed to be almost angelic in nature. Luckily she was well versed in ancient languages and translating it was easy. She didn’t even hear someone walk in or the door close behind them. Willow’s green eyes scanned the page as she hummed. “Definitely not angelic,” she muttered.

[mrs-deadp00l]

Wanda pushed open the doors and walked in pretty quickly, hopeing that none of the people who were chasing her had seen her. She gulped in some air and leaned against a wall, narrowing her eyes" Excuse me? In what way am I not angelic?"

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Originally from the art to FonteArt

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Variant cover for All New X-Men #1

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