Mr Samuel Streamer Out of Context

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"I think we're on IED removal job. You're all gonna stand there, and the Captain is gonna very carefully and bravely...hit them with a hammer."

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"Lieutenant Noodle, report to the hospital for some very experimental stuff."

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"Maybe we can just fly away and make it someone else's problem."

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"There's an orgy button on my spaceship."

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"At least I'm getting shot in a sexy way."

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"There's a real Sword of Damocles hanging over us that isn't just missile strikes."

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"We might have to give the gorilla arms to the panda."

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"We've never seen Glitter Worlds in Rimworld; we can't guarantee that they aren't just solely populated by geese."

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"I think that dog just did go-juice."

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"Steal their blood! Steal their blood to death!"

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"I'm not going to read that bit about sepsis, coma, and brain death; I don't think that's entirely relevant."

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"Oh no, I'm stuck! What are you doing step-gauss-rifle?"

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"We are- we are science here."

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"Hm. Should have built a bigger corpse freezer."

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"I need a waifu."

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"I don't want to hear any more complaining, 'ooh, I'm missing a leg', lots of people are missing a leg! You don't hear them complaining!"

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