A Potpourri of Prestidigitations

I may be rancid butter but I'm on your side of the bread.

[daphnevermeer]

You guys why did no one tell me "There is no antimemetics division" was a tragic love story of epic proportions. I was not prepared for this. I came for mind bending sci-fi and left damn near crying.

[rrdiner]

men will love the shining and then say shelley duvall is overacting. buddy she's carrying it

[vamptits]

honestly I don't care that much about lotr but when my friend was teaching me magic and she whipped out Aragorn King of Gondor I almost forfeit then and there. they just have the world's most beautiful man over there what the fuck

[vamptits]

just for reference

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[a-grim-thin-hope]

i do not "get good," i do not "keep practicing," i do not "take a break," i do not "level up," i CRASH OUT. and if i don't beat the boss first try with an absolutely terrible strategy then i KILL MYSELF

[im-out-of-mana]

I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

[coalashslurry]

[rrrromeo]

Piranesi: the House loves you 💖

Haunting of Hill House: the House loves you 💀

House of Leaves: the house

[eghostsofdeadchildren]

Even more souls reactions!!

[videogameoutofcontext]

[schistcity]

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

[thetallflower]

[ennywey]

I do not think that word means what you think it means

[connectionterminated13]

Nothing is funnier to me than an evil hate wizard from an alternate dimension coming to America and naming himself Randall Flagg

[rrat-king]

brennan i am obsessed with your insane homeschool swag

[emptyjunior]

knights of the roundtable

[nerdfromtheburgh]

saw this on twitter and though tumblr folks would appreciate it

edit: realized I forgot to add alt text to the image! updated now. i don't have much experience with alt text so if I inadvertently made it harder for a screen reader let me know and I'll try to fix it!