gerard did not want that man

Max | he/it | 26 | she's my kinda boy | 18+

[vamptits]

people joke about france and bread a lot but it's sunday 8pm and I can't get a baguette right now. I need a baguette so bad and I can't get one. so maybe this country is completely normal

[vamptits]

this summer is about getting fatter and hairier and moving your body in ways that are comfortable and fun and liberating for you. it's also about biting people until they bleed and die and die and die and die

[vamptits]

I feel like John Wick, cool as he is, would be unable to skateboard.

HE'S LIKE 65!!!!!

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[sexchangedotcom]

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

[vamptits]

"wuuh the new resident evil movie looks like a generic horror movie" I know you don't watch movies. relax.

[slopheaven]

Don’t call me by my full name

All this is temporary

It feels much better to know that you won’t feel a thing

Dont talk about it

Write it down

Don’t ask for help

I can’t be honest with even myself

Did you ever wish you were somebody else

Move one inch at a time

Youll be just fine

[wuntrum]

evil dead 2 screencap painting for halloweeeen

[nikoisme]

they're brainstorming

[local-crow-on-a-powerline]

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

[vamptits]

I miss Ryan Gosling

[infectiouspiss]

no. you blogger. she miss ryan gosling.

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[sosaysdean]

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing