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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#weird pervert. it doesn't guarantee the second date but does get a huge sigh of relief

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

cottoncandylesbo

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

people joke about france and bread a lot but it's sunday 8pm and I can't get a baguette right now. I need a baguette so bad and I can't get one. so maybe this country is completely normal

#closed on sunday bane of my existence

vamptits

this summer is about getting fatter and hairier and moving your body in ways that are comfortable and fun and liberating for you. it's also about biting people until they bleed and die and die and die and die

#the evil messaging has started but we stay hairy

I feel like John Wick, cool as he is, would be unable to skateboard.

HE'S LIKE 65!!!!!

#ask #anon