R

Lost in the sauce 🍯

[lesbiantiana]

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

[iloveycu]

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

[ronpaulhdwallpapers]

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[buckysbrat]

I literally heard that in his voice

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[tworobocops]

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[clarabeau]

[clarabeau]

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

[drinkmypiss]

[jhosk92]

that’s it that’s the entire series

[anxietyproblem]

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

my brain: i can’t live like this anymore

me looking at funney picture of raccoon eating nachos: 

[710m]

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[drunkblogging]

omgggggg

[nasai]

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

[valderie]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[botwin]

this video changed my life. I’ve never been so touched. nothing better has ever happened to me.

[completelycarly]

@not-easy-being-green124