Noble and most Ancient House of Black @mrsmxlfoy - Tumblr Blog

PSA

Okay, so here’s the thing, I’ve been on tumblr for two years and this has been like A REALLY BIG PROBLEM. You know what it is? UNTAGGED PORN & SEXUAL CONTENT. Please get this straight, NOT EVERYONE IS OKAY WITH PORNOGRAPHIC GIFS & PICTURES IN THEIR DASHES. There are some people who are uncomfortable with sexual content, and then there are other people who uses tumblr in family desktops, and some people could see something not meant for their eyes. I’m not making this post just for the benefit of me, my friend was using tumblr and someone didn’t tag their porn with the general nsfw tag, and then her LITTLE COUSIN saw the gif. And that’s not good, right? Look, I get that fancy tags are the shit here now and that everything should be tagged with one million symbols and five hundred parentheses, but at least use the general NSFW tag along with that fancy shmancy tag. Sometimes blacklist doesn’t work well with tags with all those symbols and it’s very very annoying to see something you don’t like pop up on your dash. So please, USE THE GENERAL NSFW TAG ALONG WITH THE FANCY ONE. It will make everyone’s lives better, thank v much.

#;psa

Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

#;inbox things

fightshy

send me which part of the cinnamon roll meme you think i am

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you

sinnamon roll

roleplayers-ink

A quick and easy plotting guide

mrsmxlfoy

roleplayers-ink:

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

#;inbox things

lannasroleplaymemes

Send me a (•⊙ω⊙•) if you want to interact with me but have no idea how to start.

#;inbox things

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#;desires #nsfw #[ -ish ]

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Reblog if you have this:

mrsmxlfoy

asksejuaniandbristle:

…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you

#;out of vanity

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Age Gap AU's

• We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle AU • You’re my new step parent’s child who is ten years my senior AU • I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby AU • You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool AU • My married neighbor is super hot and I watch them swim naked and like it AU • You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18 AU • I’m a demon and you’re the reincarnation of my soulmate, why the fuck are you only 20? Well I’m gonna make you fall in love with me again anyway AU • I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy AU • You’re my child’s new best friend but I have the urge to see you naked AU • My parent’s a dick, let’s hook up behind his back step parent AU • College Athlete and assistant coach AU • You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in AU • College professor and Student AU • College professor and younger teaching assistant AU • I’m royalty and I’m being married off to someone much older than me AU • Monarch and their younger servant AU

Note: these are intended for all muses to be over 18!!!!!!

#;wishlist #[ just the bold please ]

the-write-ideas

Fluffy + Shippy sentence pack

requested by anonymous

“I’ve got a kiss with your name on it.”

“Want to make some hot chocolate and make s’mores in the microwave?“

“I don’t remember what life was like before loving you.”

“You look adorable when you’re cold.“

“What would I do without you?”

“My hands are so cold, will you warm them?”

“Sorry, was this your sweater? I’ll give it back… eventually. ”

“You look nothing like [celebrity]. You’re much more pretty/handsome.”

“Ow, I got a papercut… kiss it?”

“I love this song! Want to dance?”

“Here, I’ll kiss it better for you.”

“I can’t imagine being alone anymore.“

“Let’s just stay in tonight and watch movies.”

“It’s not just you that I love. I love the me that I become when you’re around.”

“I bet I’m a better cuddler than you.“

“Cold? Here, let me hold you.”

“Do you think you could maybe just talk to me? I don’t care about what. I just want to hear the sound of your voice until I fall asleep.“

(via the-write-ideas)

#;inbox things

Narcissa’s pale fingers traced the rim of her wine glass as her eyes wandered across the small restaurant. She sat alone, which suited her quite fine for the time being, anything to escape the loneliness at home. The soft chattering around Narcissa buzzed in her ears, but she didn’t listen. As long as she or her family were not the topic at hand, she did not care. However, the brunette seated a table over caught her attention.

“Excuse me, dear, but have we met?” Narcissa adjusted her chair to face the young woman. “Your face looks rather familiar.”

#heircss #v; Modern Nobility #;starter

The quiet library was rather dark at this time of day, or more specifically evening, but that didn’t stop Narcissa from collecting a stack of books and making herself comfortable in the corner in her usual chair. Her wand rested elegantly against the stack and the dim light beside her illuminated her long blonde hair.

The sound of footsteps caused her to look up as the familiar pointed face appeared in the dim light. “Draco? Is something the matter? I thought you and your father were supposed to go out tonight.”

#myfatherwillhearaboutthisblog #;starter

mrsmxlfoy

Apologies for my absence, but now I’m back.

Please like this for a starter, or drop by my inbox for plotting.

#;starter call #[ for the morning crowd ]

Apologies for my absence, but now I’m back.

Please like this for a starter, or drop by my inbox for plotting.

#;starter call

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"Well, if it isn't the Potter boy." Narcissa's cold facade had cracked, but even though the battle had ended, it was one of the few things she could at least try to hold onto. "Come to gloat one last time before they take us away?"

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