⎿ GILMORE GIRLS STARTERS ⏋
❛ Stop talking to the dogs! ❜
❛ Get a clue, Columbo. I don’t wanna talk to _____. ❜
❛ Ugly American, party of one. ❜
❛ I didn't know that my every conversation needed to be reported to you. I stand corrected. ❜
❛ Pure sex walking. Flying, actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance? ❜
❛ I hugged it, I hugged it really tight. ❜
❛ You travel with a spatula? ❜
❛ I bow to the foot of the master. ❜
❛ What are you thinking, buying an airplane?! ❜
❛ Everybody in the world's life flashed before my eyes. That's how much time I had. I thought we were gonna die on that van. ❜
❛ He's not a 100-year-old eunuch or anything. ❜
❛ Hard work is good for a woman, makes her stronger. ❜
❛ I’m downloading wedding stuff from Prague. ❜
❛ Let me bottom-line it for you. Snakes are gross. Snakes are scary and slithery, and do you know where snakes do not belong? ❜
❛ The whole trip was a total fiasco. It was the Stones at Altamont times a billion. ❜
❛ You've got one minute to order, then six minutes to eat. ❜
❛ A couple's massage is for a couple – not a couple of people. ❜
❛ Ow! Rat bastard! ❜
❛ You can borrow my water bra. ❜
❛ _____ lied to us. To you. To me. ❜
❛ Ok, that’s it. You’re nuts and I’m going - in that order. ❜
❛ Details please. Don’t leave out anything. We want every comma, apostrophe and ampersand. ❜
❛ Do you know that butt models make $10,000 a day? ❜
❛ Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this. ❜
❛ _____ would never hike up her skirt in public. ❜
❛ Don’t look around, stare straight ahead, no more talking to people ever! ❜