SPAMTON

𝙸𝚃'𝚂 [𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥] 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴! 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 [[𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟳]]

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𝗠𝗿. 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗠𝗧𝗢𝗡'𝗦 [[𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵]] [𝚘'𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔] ([𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄]'𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀, [𝘛𝘌𝘕𝘕𝘌𝘙]!!!)

Spamton [jeez!] Spamton speaking! Answering [[delicious]] [[Fanmail]]!!

DON'T LIKE [[silliness guaranteed!]] ???? BOOK A VACATION DAY STRAIGHT TO [[H e DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS]]

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#All Mail ⌦ Regular posts #Drafts ⌦ Out of character posts by [ Pipis Mod ] #Attachments ⌦ Posts containing art made by [ Pipis Mod ] #Reply All ⌦ Asks #CC: ⌦ Followed by the user of the person interacting formatted to look like an email [eg: [email protected]] [ If I feel your asks are too inappropriate I will take the freedom to ignore them! If you want to RP, send all your responses as a new ask in my inbox. All art by @emperoryumemomo (meeee!!!) While I use my own Spamton version here, it's not canon to the lore of my other stuff]

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Mister Spamton, could I perhaps bounce you off the wall with a ping pong paddle?

[NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER] [NEVER]

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met any jesters lately? 👀

[The King Of Only!] The clown who [Give it a SHOT] Me In THE [LEG IT!]

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shoots at you with a blank

ARE YOU [[CRAZY DEALS]] WHAT THE [fridge] IS WRONG WITH [You, secifically.]????????????????????

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[reference to my tenna au]

*Spamton. . . It's been so long.

. . .

When will you come back. .?

[>11] I told you, [else if] you wanted to [Come One Come All!] with me the [[SUPERHERO][Marketing Team]] you could.

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The [[budget]] is [Ow! Ow! Ow!]!! Someone [[Call 000-00[MIKE]] AND TELL 'EM TO [Smash Cut!] [[10]11Sodium]'s access to the [102 296 credits left]CARD

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why are you so adorable sir

[Unskippable Ad] is my life, [All Organic] charm [[100% GUARANTEED]] every time both with [the customer[S] is] [[&]] [Big Client]s. Would you [Like And Subscribe!] to [It's a Sign] a deal with [Yours truly, Spamton]?

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[*Tenna throws a burger at you and runs off.]

[*...]

[*What the f@#$ was that?]

(Spam opens his mouth abnormally wide and swallows the burger whole. Without skipping a beat, he goes back to work writing his advertisements)

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*SPAMTON!! DO YOU LIKE MY NEW DANCE!!!!!????? I PRACTICED IT ALL DAY

You look DASHING, [HIT IT] [TRASH HEAP[/vpos]]!!

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RAT????? RAT???????????????????????? I AM NOT A RAT. And I do NOT have the [Black Death]!

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i'm randomly curious about a thing, but what motivated you to make this blog Mr Spamton?

Answering [Fanmail], answering [QnA in Bio], answering [[Love Letter][S+]], My [Electric Fans half off] love sending me [LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs] and I [Live Laugh Love] [back to sender] them [Love you, Spamton.]

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birdy wanna snack? birdy want a little treat? yum yum? birdy want a treat?

Stop [[patron][unionizing]] me. But [YES!]

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this you?

PUT THIS [away you go!]!? THOSE ARE [Personal affair] PICTURES. WHERE DID YOU EVEN [CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD] THIS

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*Hi, Spamton!!! How are you?? I've been doing just swell! We have a show in a few minutes, just saying! You should get ready, Spam!

[*Tenna was his usual self, full of energy.]

Wait I thought the [[showstopping event!]] was tomorrow???? CAN WE [[Re:]]SCHEDULE???