MR. STEELE

Steele is actually my first name. Who knew? I'm an amateur actor with delusions of becoming famous someday. You know, like every other amateur actor my age.

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[mrsteele]

I thought about re-starting this tumblr as a place to anonymously vent and then I realized why I left.

It’s just... dead, isn’t it?

[sleepbby]

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.

[thanksitsbeenfunyall-deactivate]

So yesterday I was at the doctor and there was a guy nurse taking my vitals and he asked when my last menstrual cycle was and I said two years ago (I switched birth controls and no longer have one which really helps with my dysphoria and PCOS). I then said: not having a period is the greatest gift of birth control ever. He then high-fives me and he told me about how he always feels so bad for his girlfriend cuz she has terrible cramps and on and on and I was just like thinking to myself: wow what a chill dude.  Cuz I’ve had nurses who were men get weirded out before when they have to ask you about periods and whatnot. Which always confused me cuz like: you’re in the medical profession. half these people have periods. what are you doing here. 

[spocks--cock]

Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

[neil-kumiko]

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

[wetwareproblem]

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

[sensitiveteenager]

OMGGG

[nihilistwife]

Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

[invigoratingcheese]

Also in the first episode of the anime Ash asks why a wild pokemon is attacking Pikachu and his pokedex says that wild pokemon are often jealous of pokemon with trainers.

[taggthewanderer]

#keep your edgy shit away from my pokemon plz n thx

[siderealsandman]

Pokemon are miniature blood knights who love beating the shit out of one another and dream of joining professional fighting squads that go around beating the shit out of one another and I think that’s amazing

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

did yall know that there’s concept art of teenage shrek

[archivehead]

you know that Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons thing from 2012 where people would edit clips of the main characters and put them together to make like ship art or something, this could have been a part of that

[vlli-moved-blog]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

what the fuck

[gifbro]

[pxrifiedmxniac]

[dorcascristyforever]

This is my oxygen

[mrasmus]

I still wave my hands to open ones that I know are automatic. >.>

[pleatedjeans]

[poeedamerons]

I would like to clarify something about the trophy the athletes are receiving, because I have read things that are not worthy of mention.

The trophy given to athletes is the 3D Olympic logo of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. The logo was inspired by the Sugarloaf Mountain curves and the Brazilian & Olympic spirit.

As you can see in the picture the logo ‘fits’ perfectly in the shape of the mountain and looks like it’s being embraced by the three athletes featured on it (yes, each color is the representation of a person): a goal keeper, a rower and a volleyball player.

Not only they embrace the mountain, but each other representing the welcoming spirit of the Brazilian people but also conveys the ideal Olympic spirit.

While for several people is a ‘multicolored mess made by children in crafts’, the logo colors are the ones in the Brazilian flag: yellow, blue and green. 

In the logo you can read the word ‘Rio’ (green forms the letter ‘R’, the yellow forms the letter ‘I’ and the union of the yellow and blue you can see the ‘O’, pretty fucking cool if you ask me).

The trophy can also be used as a medal holder. 

The logo is a complex visual identity that represents Rio and was created to be universally understood.

[youtube-feels]

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

[hierarches]

captioned-vines [Evil German accent] “So you think that you can dance. That’s wonderful. [threateningly] Destroy him.” [laughs]

[eggplay-deactivated20170503]

[brown-nena]

My heart is so happy

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[thatsthat24]

I just passed this around to everyone in my friend group and watched each of them audibly gasp with happiness.

[noobtheloser]

“WHA-WHOAAA!! AAAHHH!” - The bird, probably. I do a lot of these. So do other people. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Today, my morning coffee came with a quest.” - Letter10

[obviousplant]

#MondayMotivation