Walter White Cat

I'm the one who knocks. (On your face. At 4am. For breakfast.)

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Living up to my name on this #Caturday morning. Say my name. #walterwhite #breakingbad

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. #theupsidedown #bowtietuesday

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Happy #Caturday from Skyler! She might be one of the most amicable cats in existence. Walt wants things exactly his way, but Skyler is generally fine with your way, or luckily for him, Walt's way, lol. #skylerinaccounting

[mrwalterwhitecat]

First Day of Spring, you say? Maybe I can finally grow some better cat grass now. This winter stuff has been less than ideal. #firstdayofspring #catgrass

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#Throwback to that time another cat moved into my house and I was forced to spy like a creep. It was terrible. #skylerinaccounting #tbt

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No peeking into my hidey hole. Have some respect, jeez. #tacotonguetuesday #blep

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Don't even think about it. This is my mouse and you know it. #claimed #notsharing

[mrwalterwhitecat]

The box is almost as exciting as the food that came in it. #fridaynightboxpawty #chewyboxlove

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Walt better watch out, I'm clearly a Chosen One. I've got my own Mr. Pointy right here, and I'm not afraid to use him. Happy 20th, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #buffyslays20

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The Princess and the Pea here is playing while lounging on her comfy pile of blankies. Playing in the floor is for common cats. (Her name actually was Princess, once upon a time.) #skylerinaccounting #dabird

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Even some mistletoe and a written invitation couldn't get Walt to pucker up. #itried #skylerinaccounting

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Abort mission! Our location has been compromised. There's definitely not room for two in here, Sis. Move it along. Nothing to see here. #caturday

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Oh no, someone clearly over-proofed this particular #catloaf. Walt and her are clearly the Schwarzenegger and DeVito kind of twins of cat body types. #muttandjeff

[mrwalterwhitecat]

Guys, she's clearly trying to receive a signal from her home planet. #whiskerwednesday #cantstopthesignal #skylerinaccounting

[mrwalterwhitecat]

This is the exact moment that #SkylerInAccounting heard Walt scratching in the litter box and was trying to decide if she'd rather hold her ground in the new gas can, or go creep on Walt. (Spoiler alert: She went towards the litter box. Of course.) #imacreep #imaweirdo

[mrwalterwhitecat]

I'm a sweetheart, but if it's not my idea, forget about it. I'm smart enough to know I'm the boss. #friyay

[mrwalterwhitecat]

I hope Skyler doesn't see through my clever disguise as this old gas can. #spoileralert #sheseesyou