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MATT BATTAGLIA Queer As Folk 4.10 "The Snake In Paradise"

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There was a hole in his wetsuit where all the sand kept entering and settling in all the worst places. He spent most of his surf finding ways to discreetly pull down his wetsuit and rinse all the sand off his balls without looking too vulgar. That was until he noticed a private alcove a far ways off the beach that seemed untouched and completely deserted.

Taking the opportunity, he paddled all the way to the alcove, double-checking that he was alone before finally stripping off his wetsuit and finishing his surf in the nude. He soon found out why the alcove was empty in the middle of riding a wave. Not only did a pack of wild animals ransack his belongings, but they had also ripped his wetsuit into shreds. Too afraid to return to the alcove, he swam back to the main beach in nothing but his birthday suit. The people on the beach watched in amusement as the surfer walked along the shore holding his board with one hand and preserving his dignity in the other.

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Stripped to his undies

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The regular Farmhands were able to convince the new guy that it was customary to get naked while washing the cattle. Walking around in wet jeans was no fun they said. Caused too much chaffing. It was better to just strip down and be "au natural" like the cows.

So the guy reluctantly agreed. While the other guys secretly laughed behind his back.

He was nervous at first. Naked as the day he was born except for his hat. Feeling his penis sway in the open air while scrubbing the animals. But he soon got into a rhythm and eventually forgot about his state of undress.

It wouldn't be until later; when the Farmer and his family came around with some big investors that he would remember he was buck naked outside.

He had stood up out of the washing tub right as they all came around the corner. Giving them a full frontal view of all he had to offer.

Unfortunately for him; the suds did not cover the embarrassing bits. But his all over blush did!