before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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trying on a metaphor
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
sitting
Hello fish I made it cozy for you, I hope you like it~
this is very nice, thank you :)
Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
noonoo….
don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks
fuck its Already like 100 am
i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.
i think we can be evil. as a treat
we :)
How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life
“Owww, kinktober is over 😔😔😔”
AS IF YOU DIDN’T READ SMUT ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU WHOREEEEEE
“yeah i read a lot!”
“oh awesome! What books do you read?”
i am once again experiencing urges and desires
y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually
Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever
so calebs 3rd myth amiright
“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now
"x reader" then proceeds to add a name??? Like who the fuck is Sarah???
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.
I could use some luck
how i feel opening up tumblr to read x reader ffs at my big age