Brunette Hurricane

Calypso’s lost daughter

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#WhatTheForecast #WTForecast

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😂😂😂 thanks, I’m going to start doing this in public @snazzyglasses https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSkxTPhMUAnt7Lly2cK0OBABELznpzpKFxsxc0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=40d5kpswpl7y

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Happy FALL!!! (Its September 1st. Close enough) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNMMS7hVET0H0YZnPR90c3FtgNRxBYHZl0xTc0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wzjxo3v6yk0f

[msbritnicole-blog]

When you find a podcast worth supporting, support it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BnEpq22B9epMiQAQJmyVEoZECKYYg5tuS-s7_c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3p1njl88ie7r

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At least we’re all under the same moon.

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#publicserviceannouncement

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Gah. Homework. First grade. Stubborn AF.

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I’m addicted to growth and learning ...

[justahumblememefarmer]

Your significant other… is a goldfish

[pastelwookie]

Explain?

[justahumblememefarmer]

A snack that smiles back

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[clayduckling]

Sometimes I put Pride bows on the void.

[femmeslash]

this is one of my favorite additions to this post thank you so much

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

[bearisthename]

Doable? Maybe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

[bearisthename]

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

[gallusrostromegalus]

See I don’t even have Middle Child Syndrome and I Feel like I’ve Been Issued A Challenge.   There’s even a Steak ‘n’ Shake nearby.

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Aretha Franklin in solidarity with Angela Davis

Rest in power.

[mental-health-recovery]

The brain is an organ. Mental illnesses are illnesses of that organ. Telling someone “You’re not really sick. It’s all in your head.” is like telling someone with asthma “It’s not real, it’s all in your lungs.” The brain is an organ that can malfunction as much as any other organ

[msbritnicole-blog]

“She could be so beautiful if she would just lose weight.” “You have a cute face, but you’re too big.” Okay, look. I know I’m overweight. I’m working on myself. But in the meantime, fuck you. I’m beautiful. I’m happy with who I am. I love me. I’ll be damned if I let anyone make me feel like a lesser person while I’m on my journey. I’m worthy of love and happiness. I don’t need you’re approval to exist as I am. Big women are still women. We’re still beautiful. We’re still feminine. We still deserve to be happy. We get beat down every day regardless of our size because of our ridiculous standards of what is acceptable. And the same goes for the thin women out there. So what? She’s happy and healthy and comfortable in her skin. She loves herself as she is. Every body is different. Beauty and confidence is more than a dress size. #loveyou

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“This is not a new tactic. It’s a well proven way to use every visible inch of your white privilege to derail the other side’s narrative.” Anti-Fa and Redneck Revolt are being made to appear as the enemy. Let’s back them up. For those of us who are afraid to use Anti-Fa’s more hands on approach, this is a great way to put a face to to the millions who stand against racism, hate, Nazis, white supremacy, and ultimately fascism. Remember, your silence makes you complicit in the atrocities against our brothers and sisters. #heywhitepeople #silenceiscomplicity