we are such stuff as dreams are made on

Hannah | 34 | She/Her

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I’m actually glad we didn’t win because our entire national identity would have been plunged into utter chaos.

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The humidity was at 82% when I woke up this morning.

It was 5am.

This week has absolutely wiped me out.

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Watching TikTok videos of a group of Scottish football fans in American supermarkets and this is the kind of Brits abroad stereotype we need to be pushing.

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So as well as doing long term cover for an absent colleague and my actual job on top of that, I’ve decided go mark exams again this year and I’m regretting every single one of my life choices.

Don’t choose a career in education, kids.

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Blondie is coming for that Oscar.

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Look, my hometown is on the same latitude as Edmonton and Saskatchewan.

I’m not built for 30+ degree heat in May.

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Oh bloody hell.

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Antigone off of Love Island?

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Sweden be like:

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Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins representing Lithuania.

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“Eurovision: Asia”

So Asiavision then?

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This is the most batshit insane thing we’ve submitted in years.

Lowkey love it.

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I need to know what bra she had on because my bangarangas would have taken my eye out.

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Germany getting the One for the Dads in early this year.

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Knew the host looked familiar.

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I was messing about with my Year 8 class the other day, and now half the town thinks the reason I quit my job is because I won the lottery.

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I met one of my former pupils on the train the other week.

She’s in Year 11 now and everyone at my old school *still* thinks I left because I won the lottery.

I think I’m officially an urban legend.

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People with a deadly disease isolating on the Wirral.

Government falling apart.