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Hannah | 34 | She/Her

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Blondie is coming for that Oscar.

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Look, my hometown is on the same latitude as Edmonton and Saskatchewan.

I’m not built for 30+ degree heat in May.

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Oh bloody hell.

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Antigone off of Love Island?

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Sweden be like:

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Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins representing Lithuania.

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“Eurovision: Asia”

So Asiavision then?

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This is the most batshit insane thing we’ve submitted in years.

Lowkey love it.

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I need to know what bra she had on because my bangarangas would have taken my eye out.

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Germany getting the One for the Dads in early this year.

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Knew the host looked familiar.

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I was messing about with my Year 8 class the other day, and now half the town thinks the reason I quit my job is because I won the lottery.

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I met one of my former pupils on the train the other week.

She’s in Year 11 now and everyone at my old school *still* thinks I left because I won the lottery.

I think I’m officially an urban legend.

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People with a deadly disease isolating on the Wirral.

Government falling apart.

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1980s Roger Mac would absolutely get it.

I said what I said.

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I'm a hopeless romantic because, when I was in London a few days before the Coronation, a uniformed man on horseback tipped his cap at me and wished me good morning.

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Naming a bright spot on the moon after your wife is peak romance.

I cried. A lot.

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When I was ten years old, I stuck my head up the nozzle of the Europa rocket on display in Liverpool museum.

I watched the Artemis II launch for that little girl who fell in love with space yet never believed she’d see humans head for the moon.

It was oddly cathartic.