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text: Lauren

Ash: Your age! Hahahaha!

Ash: I know it's a lame joke, it just totally cracked me up.

Lauren: damn

Lauren: i feel like that should have been obvious lmfao

selena:

do you? i do believe that it’s very different for different artist you know? of course everyone wants to put on a good show for the fans, after paying all that money, just to see you live. that’s very true, do you get bored of singing the same set of songs? I can’t believe how quickly summer is actually coming around though, it’s real crazy.

performing is always a bit of a spectacle when you have to get up there and perform with a bunch of other girls. it’s not really on me to make the performance great, it’s on all of us. i get tired of the songs because they’re not my songs but there’s nothing i can do about that. the year isn’t passing by as quickly as i thought it would, to be honest. i feel like every one else is saying the days are super quick and it’s the opposite for me. maybe that’s because my life has changed so much as of recently.

#✘; conversation.#✘; selena.

jensen:

not really at home now i am at the hospital.

wait, why are you at the hospital? are you alright?

#✘; conversation.#✘; jensen.

TEXT ✉ DINAH

DINAH: lololol no i can't. i really can't. so does your family

DINAH: true -- idk reality shows like that are sometimes iffy when it comes to any competition. like what are you taking out of context in a way. but cooking is different but that show is taking people and showing how horrible they really are.

DINAH: touch and go touch and go. depends on where you are too.

LAUREN: yeah but i don't live near any of them like you

LAUREN: are cooking competitions considered reality tv ? worst cooks is literally teaching shitty cooks how to be better lol

LAUREN: there are so many different factors to consider tho. the competition, the quality, the price of ingredients, etc.

#✘; text.#✘; dinah.

TEXT ✉ selena

selena: no no i totally get that, he is trying to help others and wanting to help make their business much better and gain more customers.

selena: well shit....i just got told didn't i? ha...

lauren: he literally spends hella money renovating all the restaurants too. and people go just because he's in town.

lauren: nah. there's nothing wrong with enjoying that stuff, it's just like.. it doesn't really serve a purpose, you know? it's just for entertainment. but lots of shows will perpetuate negative stereotypes and shit so it's all just a toss up

#✘; text.#✘; selena.

text: Lauren

Ash: Okay, let me rephrase the question then. Within Earth's atmosphere, what goes up but never comes down?

Lauren: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lauren: i have no clue

#✘; text.#✘; ashley.

TEXT ✉ ALL CONTACTS

Di: how do places get away with having rotten ingredients for so long until he comes in and points it out?? That's terrible.. people aren't doing their jobs and I'm appalled for anyone who had to eat there beforehand.. gross. Honestly, same. Just thinking about them making food with it would make me wanna vomit.

Di: it gets so difficult! makes me mad that I have to keep going back and going back. But apparently we're both just very picky when it comes to these things. Girl, yes it does! You should open a real Cuban restaurant in Florida - I'd go!

Lauren: dude, idek. the health inspectors are seriously slaCKING. i'm surprised they don't get sued for making people seriously sick. i have one friend that got food poisoning and she immediately took action against the business lol. i just don't understand how the owners don't have someone who checks the fridges ?? like if youre gonna sell food you need to make sure your inventory is in good hands

Lauren: i'm too scared to open up a restaurant now that i've seen all of ramsay's shows lol. it's such an easy way to go into debt if you don't know what you're doing and i am noT tryin to go down that route

#✘; text.#✘; dianna.

luke:

Along those lines yeah. I’m crazy, but not that crazy. However, drunk Mario Kart is something that is not to be missed. You need to come over. It’s turning into a party.

i don’t think i’ve ever actually played mario kart while i was drunk before. i’m probably going to be terrible but... it’ll be worth it. a drunken mario kart party sounds dope as hell. i’m there.

#✘; conversation.#✘; luke.

jensen:

Thanks i am at home where are you? well might be leaving to go to texas but I don’t know yet my mom wants to come here instead but Yeah i am at home.

just chilling at home for once in my life. i don’t get much time off but when i do i spend almost all of it doing absolutely nothing. that, or i go to hawaii. where in texas does your mom live? two of my bandmates live there, so we go there all the time.

#✘; conversation.#✘; jensen.

TEXT ✉ DINAH

DINAH: hahaha true -- very true she is. jealous

DINAH: hahaha at least you're better than them and we don't have to put you on that show instead!

DINAH: 😂😂 so true. at least you know how if at any point in life you wanted to do something like that.

LAUREN: your whole family cooks bomb as food so you can't even talk lol

LAUREN: i'd be so embarrassed if i was on a show like worst cooks in america. i don't think i'd even go through with it bc that's just shameful

LAUREN: i don't think i ever would. it seems like a touch business and it's easy to go in debt lol

#✘; text.#✘; dinah.

text: Lauren

Ash: Okay yeah, but even stuff from space eventually falls back down into Earth's atmosphere. Isn't that what meteors are?

Lauren: hmm not necessarily. meteors could be any object floating throughout space that enters earths gravitational field and is pulled towards the planet.

#✘; text.#✘; ashley.

TEXT ✉ MANI

MANI: well i mean... her dad is gorden ramsey so it kinda makes sense for her. but yeah like those kids cook better than i do

MANI: oh my god just thinking about that makes me feel a lil nauseous. good at least somebody has a brain damn.

MANI: yeah right and i'm six feet tall with blue eyes and blonde hair. now that we got those liES out of the way.... lol you know exactly what you're doing. next thing you know i'll be sitting there with you yelling at the tv at how dumb people are

MANI: i don't recall such a thing ever happening, sorry

LAUREN: i know but still ! that shit is crazy.

LAUREN: it's almost enough to make me never want to eat out again but... i'm too lazy for that and we just don't have the time to cook every meal.

LAUREN: lies??? that's preposterous. and you could have contacts and a wig on rn for all i know. liSTEN, it's impossible to not be frustrated by how dumb some of those chefs are

LAUREN: mhm, suuuuure. just cause you 'don't recall it' doesn't mean that it didn't happen

#✘; text.#✘; normani.

selena:

You don’t? How come you don’t feel that way? not that it’s a bad thing or anything, people have different reactions to stuff. oh my gosh this sounds so amazing….it sounds better than a music festival….can i come with you next time there’s one going?

i don’t know. i guess i just get focused on the performance rather than the experience of being up on stage sometimes. i’ve performed hundreds of times an sometimes i just go on autopilot. it’s kinda hard not to when you’re performing the same songs every night for months on end. for sure, the more the merrier. summer is coming up pretty quick so there should be a lot of food festivals happening over the next few months.

#✘; conversation.#✘; selena.

jensen:

I may just be better off single for a long time once the kids are in bed i’m drinking and if anyone wants to join me they can!

your status as a single parent doesn’t affect your ability to be a good father. besides, i’m sure you’ll find someone to wife up someday. things may not always happen for us when we want them to, but they sure as hell do happen when we need them to. where are you at?

#✘; conversation.#✘; jensen.

lukesguitarftw:

Who wants to come over for a drunk driving party? Shhhh, not actual driving. Mario Kart for the Switch just came out today. Let’s have some fun!

jeez.. you had me for a second there. i was about to smack you upside the head. i can’t even remember the last time i played mario kart but i’m down. i don’t even know what the ‘switch’ is but i’m assuming it’s the new wii? or something along those lines.

#✘; conversation.#✘; luke.

text: {open}

Ash: Hey...quick question.

Ash: What goes up but never goes down?

Lauren: uh.. something that's traveling fast enough to break thru the atmosphere and float into space

#✘; text.#✘; ashley.

TEXT ✉ ALL CONTACTS

Di: okay, yes. I agree wholeheartedly because like.. I don't wanna die because someone didn't cook my food properly. Or because the kitchen had some kind of fungus or something growing in there because nobody was cleaning it.. that's disgusting. There better be someone in those restaurants making sure everything's up to proper standards!

Di: yeeesss. Girl, we are the saaammee. I can't even let myself move on until I've gotten all my stars. It makes me so mad when I can't get it right the first time!

Lauren: i cANT handle it when he goes in the refrigerator and picks out all the rotten ingredients. and the fact that he touches everything? idk how he does it cause i'd be throwing up

Lauren: i've replayed the same episodes like dozens of times. i've only got five stars on like.. two or three restaurants. but i wanna open the cuban restaurant that's in florida. that's got my name written all over it 😂😂😂

#✘; text.#✘; dianna.

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