Nurse Ratched.

You will only refer to me as Nurse Ratched. Ask me questions if you wish for a reply. You deserve someone to show you mercy.

[msmildredratched]

Oh, what a pleasant message to receive! We are very happy you are open for dinner with us, Nurse Ratched. It’s pleasant to hear that the restaurant we picked out fits your standards, my honey truly is one of a kind when it comes to taste.

Of course, you are open to bring your own plus one to our dinner too, we’d me more than happy to have them with us too.

Now back to business. Maybe we can settle for special treatment to the price of regular one? I want my honey to be treated by the head nurse personally of course, only the best for my darling girl. We want this treatment to be as effective as possible!

I will not be bringing a plus one, only essential people should attend business meetings. But thank you for the offer.

That sounds doable. Of course ashes will be treated by me, as I am the most qualified and experienced.

[msmildredratched]

Well, I saw my honey has been made aware of her condition. I excuse myself for the incident Nurse Ratched. While I myself find it more than endearing, I can imagine you’d be rather tired of our antics. However, I think I must ask you to bear with us a little longer. Now that we’ve had our first talk, we have to talk business. I’d like to hospitalize both of us, my honey, of course for her bratty behavior and me for the lobotomy I originally reached out to you for. Now that we’ve gotten rather close, I’d like to bring up your offer of a discount again. Honey and I are more than willing to share a room to give you less effort, but your procedure is still expensive. Maybe we can discuss detail of our deal over dinner? I know this beautiful restaurant right at the coast that has an amazing display of sea food. We’d be happy to have you with us.

Think about my offer, and about the experience you’ve had with us if you question our conditions, and I’m sure we’ll talk soon. Maybe

I can arrange for the both of you to be admitted. Your reasoning sounds viable, the discount is still up. Though if you shared a room I would insist on keeping you two apart. There is no affection permitted, friendly or intimately.

I will be willing to discuss it over dinner. I have never been to that restaurant, I trust it will be up to my standards.

I appreciate your formality and manners.

[msmildredratched]

I look forward to our appointment. May I ask what kind of...lesson I’ll be learning? And how you intend to enforce it?

Well your lesson will obviously be to stop thinking about vulgar things. I have two treatments in mind, but I will evaluate you when we meet.

[msmildredratched]

I’ve spent the whole day in bed with my mind in the gutter if you get my meaning. I think I definitely need you to teach me a lesson

Your mind in the gutter? How disgusting. I am sure now that you need to be taught a lesson. Those filthy thoughts that plague your mind are not acceptable.

I will see you in an appointment soon.

[msmildredratched]

Nurse Ratched, I’ve been a very, very bad girl today. Does your facility offer the proper treatment (or punishment) for brats?

How bad are we talking? My facility is not for punishing people. But if you’ve been a very bad girl, I guess I could teach you a lesson.

[msmildredratched]

Hello Nurse Ratched, it’s me again. Thank you for your impression on my honey, I’m sure she will realize and accept the fact that she is a little brat from now on. Despite your denial of any discounts or special treatment for regular visitors, you have done splendid work and I’ll happily return soon. ;)

I would never give discounts. But I may just this once.

I hope your ‘honey’ will realise soon. Most brats take a while to admit to it.

[pluied-ete-deactivated20230205]

EXCUSE ME, I AM NOT A BRAT☹️

[msmildredratched]

Oh how believable.

[pluied-ete-deactivated20230205]

It’s not to be believed, it is a fact and you should accept that. I am not🥲

[msmildredratched]

I think the person who calls you ‘honey’ should be the judge of that.

[msmildredratched]

Hello Nurse Ratched, it’s me again. Thank you for your impression on my honey, I’m sure she will realize and accept the fact that she is a little brat from now on. Despite your denial of any discounts or special treatment for regular visitors, you have done splendid work and I’ll happily return soon. ;)

I would never give discounts. But I may just this once.

I hope your ‘honey’ will realise soon. Most brats take a while to admit to it.

[pluied-ete-deactivated20230205]

EXCUSE ME, I AM NOT A BRAT☹️

[msmildredratched]

Oh how believable.

[msmildredratched]

i’m having a bad day.. i relapsed again. can you help me? i don’t have anyone else :(

- sad anon x

I am sorry to hear that, any type of relapse is hard. But it doesn’t mean that all of your progress has been forgotten. You could come in for an appointment, we can try and think of a care plan for when things get difficult for you.

I am sure you have other people, but know that there are always people here at Lucia who will be here for you.

[msmildredratched]

Hello Nurse Ratched, it’s me again. Thank you for your impression on my honey, I’m sure she will realize and accept the fact that she is a little brat from now on. Despite your denial of any discounts or special treatment for regular visitors, you have done splendid work and I’ll happily return soon. ;)

I would never give discounts. But I may just this once.

I hope your ‘honey’ will realise soon. Most brats take a while to admit to it.

[msmildredratched]

i love you

Well it is unfortunate for you that I do not reciprocate those feelings.

[msmildredratched]

Nurse Ratched,

I’d like to set up an interview about your work at the hospital. Perhaps sometime next week if you aren’t too busy?

~Lana Winters

I’m sure I could fit an interview in. What sort of area will the interview cover? Because there are some things in Lucia that will remain disclosed.

[asklanabanana]

Some of the questions I may ask would include

What brought you to Lucia

What is the most successful treatment in your opinion

And some things about the day to day life as head nurse. Would that be alright, Nurse Ratched?

[msmildredratched]

Yes, that sounds okay. I do appreciate it being about this hospital, it is truly a great and helpful facility.

I shall see you soon then, Ms Winters.

[msmildredratched]

Haha bottom.

~ J

Excuse me?

[msmildredratched]

howw aree youu????

- minion 😻

I am okay. Very busy at work, we have had a lot of new patients recently.

‘Minion’?

[msmildredratched]

Nurse Ratched,

I’d like to set up an interview about your work at the hospital. Perhaps sometime next week if you aren’t too busy?

~Lana Winters

I’m sure I could fit an interview in. What sort of area will the interview cover? Because there are some things in Lucia that will remain disclosed.

[msmildredratched]

I apologise for not being around to reply to asks. I have been busy, but I am back for a while. So ask away I guess.

[msmildredratched]

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸

I am honoured.

[msmildredratched]

Oh no, that must be tough. Just don’t forget to rest from time to time and drink lots of water 🥺

I do not need reminding, but I appreciate your sentiment.