M&S Relationship Updates

Markie and Sarah. This is our relationship journal, I will write a brief summary of the days we spend so you sir, can stalk us. Created specifically to annoy my boyfriend, and more importantly, have a laugh.

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Queen? 21.04.2016

+ Today is queen’s birthday.

- Beyonce or Cookie?

+ No, the real queen!

- She ain’t a queen. 

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Easter

He promised !!!PROMISED!!! that we are going to wear bunny costumes in one of the next 3 years’ Easter! DO NOT FORGET.

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When he knows you’re crazy, but he’s not going anywhere

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I did it. 

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How was Boo’s Brugge?

Answer: Broboos, boo’s boobs and booze.

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Bitch is in Bruges.

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Toy Updates 4.02.2016

Monsieur Monsieur is better friends with Brandon now. Ponpon and Flubbs are good friends as always. Petal is the big brother of the family, he’s their guardian, the fluffy shield. Ponpon continues to annoy Petal though, but they still have fun. 

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Let nobody prevent us from getting together again.

Mrs Welshcake

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He likes the way I eat ice-cream.

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Pizza in Midnight

Me: We’ve only ordered nothing from that place, oh that was a stupid sentence.

Mr.Boo: Ah, my Turkish girlfriend!

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BattleBlock Theatre

After a long time, we have decided (I) to play it and Mr. Right Boo decided to kill me. I am trying to play the game in a decent way, do all the things. But nope, Mr. Peaboo will kill me while I’m trying to get my pig. Then I get my pig, he gets jealous and try to take my pig away from me. And then he feeds me to the cat monsters, and when I get revenge by feeding him to the monsters. I have fun. And lads, THAT’S WHEN THE FUN BEGINS (Evil laugh)

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Did you just gave me an ultimatum saying biegels or me?

Sarah

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Cinnamon Rolls

While I was waiting for the cinnamon roll dough to rise, I was watching Harry Potter Order of the Pheonix. And I have a strong dislike against Ginny. Ginny sucks. But Mr. Boo likes her, unacceptable. But no more, he said I quote, “Ginny sucks.” If I knead a dough for 20 minutes, Mr. Boo will agree with me, he does. I love him. I love you boo.

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R.I.P Mr. Horse Shoe

Back when we were in Spain during our summer holiday, we went to a polo game. We have found a horse shoe, it’s meant to bring good luck. I don’t know where it is now, it was dirty so we didn’t take it, maybe we should’ve. Bye Mr. Horse Shoe, you will always be remembered. 

Update: Return of the Horse Shoe

Horse Shoe has been found, it was always with us. 

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Everything is Pretty

I have posted  ‘ Relationship Update: Everything is pretty.’ into his wall because he mocked with the updates and he said relationshit* instead of relationship, now we have a blog. Good job my love.