MTAP Crackfest

Arlo, Higgins and all of the other bundle of pixels have stolen my heart (But mostly Higgins and Mali)

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Mali: Define “dream”.

Higgins: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Nova: are you okay?

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Garret: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Arlo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Garret: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Arlo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Garret: I guess you’re right. Hey Arlo, I love you.

Arlo: See! Just say that!

Garret: Holy fucking shit.

Arlo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Garret, but they're too dumb for you.

Garret: Arlo.

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Nova, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Higgins, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Arlo: Nova, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Arlo: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Mali: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Sam: Anchovies and pineapple.

Remington: I like beets!

Arlo: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Mali: I’m disowning all of you.

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Remington: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Sam: Remington, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Arlo: I know where you live.

Ursula: Where?

Arlo: In a house.

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Gust: Truth or dare?

Arlo: Truth.

Gust: How many hours have you slept this week?

Arlo:

Arlo: Dare.

Gust: Go to sleep.

Arlo: I don't like this game.

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Sam: I desire moisture.

Remington: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Gust: Would never stab anyone.

Higgins: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Remington: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Arlo: Would stab without warning.

Sam: Would stab as a warning.

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Arlo: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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Gust: You know what?

Gust: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Arlo, Sam and Remington continue screaming about mold water*

Gust: Not the other way around.

Higgins: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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You ever wanna just fake your own death, fuck off into the Nevada desert for a couple years, start a new life, then come back like nothing happened and say "It's just a prank bro" after your family has looked for you for years and potentially mourned your death as the police had found the decoy body you shoved into the dumpster behind the Chilli's between Fry road and stop 18, at 12:42 on a Friday, late September on a slightly cold autumn morning?

Or is it just me?

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Free them

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Fuck it, un-beeses your churger

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When I grow up I want to wriggle in the swamp

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I think I may actually want to be a worm

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All proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to love this loathsome flesh suit I am encased in