Who is this? // Hanji & Rivaille
It was absolutely invigorating to have conversation so early in the morning! And thankfully this guy actually looked like he understood what was being said, even better!
"It was such a strange case really, the rigor mortis had kept him held upright to the Segway. You’d think the body would have fallen off but that guy must have had some grip! Removing the body was a pain but it still gives some story to tell!"
Unfortunately her excitement died down when she peered over the rims of her glasses to see her conversation partner giving a bored look to his coffee cup. Maybe he wasn’t all that understanding after all.
"You’re not a guy who’s really all that interested in science are you? I’d peg you for more of a history guy, you’d seem like you’d like that boring stuff." Hanji tried her best to egg him on, get some sort of reaction from him.
Though Rivaille was honestly not interested at all in whatever this woman was babbling about, the word ‘segway’ caught his attention and he squinted suddenly. Some of the medical terms she had used were familiar simply from common knowledge, but the word ‘segway’ was foreign to him. What the fuck was a ‘segway’?
Steel-grey eyes turning up to the brunette, Rivaille flattened his lips into a mock taken-aback expression. “It’s not like I have a stick rammed up my ass, but yes, I am a history instructor. Anyway, that’s not important.” Rivaille passed off her minor insult with a quick wave of his hand, brow furrowing.
He pointed a finger, though not directly at her, merely conducting his thoughts as he parted his lips, preparing to speak. After a moment, Rivaille caught the woman’s gaze once more and squinted.
"What is a ‘segway’?"
He... He doesn't know what a segway is.
One wouldn't think that a segway is hard to explain but then again you don't really have to explain a segway....
She stood there, just about as puzzled as her conversation partner was. Crossing her arms, she put a finger to her chin, trying to figure out exactly how to explain a segway. Do you describe what it looks like first? Or do you describe what it does?
"You know, a segway. It's like that thing that looks like a unicycle but it has handle bars, and it's electric! It doesn't go very fast, it's fastest is 12.5 mph, but I hear its very effective for getting around small areas quickly!"
Only she would somehow manage to memorize those kind of facts about a segway.
"I hear segways are hard to control, maybe thats how this guy died, because what ever he was doing that killed him, he was glued to that segway while doing it! But even tho, I wouldn't mind trying one."
