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sideblog for shitposts and random misc // run by a 26 year old silly agender guy (he/they)

[um-jammer-tranny]

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[tvrded]

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

[segamascott]

[mauricetheblurst]

the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[swagophile]

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby

[johnnychronic]

I don’t freak unless froken to, thanks

[snake-eggs]

I LOVE BEING NORMAL

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

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