Muhvinssiparaati

Total nonsense. If it's mine, it's #muhvinssiparaati.

[meinherzbrenntnicht]

Learning German with Rammstein's lyrics be like

Me repeating out loud: Willst du dich von etwas trennen dann musst du es verbrennen.

Random person who knows German: *calls the cops*

[the-ruiner-ruins]

listening to industrial music is like, am i getting horny? a terrible headache? scared af? frightened? sad? depressed? feeling slightly paranoid? who knows

[filthyprotozoan]

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

[filthyprotozoan]

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

[rockandrollchick29]

[muhvinssiparaati]

Se tunne kun haluais vaan viettää viikon lempitykeissä ja toipua fyysisesti ja taloudellisesti. #muttaenvoi

[muhvinssiparaati]

Happy birthday to mee :) #rasvaa #jalisäärasvaa #aiettäonhyvää #ylitinitseni

[muhvinssiparaati]

Meine Schwester hat Grüße aus Berlin gebracht. <3 #eisbrecher_official #eisbrecher #schocklive ja opittiin samalla oikeeoppinen(?) ääntämyskin @kkirrsii @eisbrecher_official

[elaman-koulu]

ISÄMNAALLISIN TEKO EHKÄ IKINÄ,,,,

[jellyfishmp3-inactive]

does tumblr staff just find random posts and comment “have a nice weekend, tumblr” on them

[staff]

Have a nice weekend, Tumblr

[makemelaughblog]

[circusgifs]

I just realized he had his mouth open…

[phrynesboudoir-deactivated20171]

The third gif really gets me. Not only is his mouth open but his eyes close and you see him just inhale the scent of her skin. Way to go Jack! 

[kittiezandtittiez]

[petoonirti]

tiiättekö sen kun luet asiallisen artikkelin ja ilostut koska järkeviä ihmisiä on vielä olemassa ja sitten menet lukemaan kommentit?

joo. miksi. miksi ihminen haluaa välttämättä lukea ne kommentit, miksi ihmisellä on se saatanallinen, alkukantainen halu aiheuttaa itselle niin suurta vitutusta?? mikä ihme siinä oikein on?????

[hallelujahweddings]

[muhvinssiparaati]

Mac: well Jack should I ever feel the call of heterosexuality, you're my first choice for baby daddy

Jack:.... thank you?

Mac: *moonwalks out in a blaze of waistcoated glory*

[phrynefisherdaily]

Now tell me, Jack.does that new furrow in your brow have anything to do with kissing me the other night? I didn’t kiss you. I was trying to protect you. All in the line of duty? You were looking a gunman in the eye and I had to distract you. I’m sorry if you think I took a liberty. 

1.07 Murder at Montparnasse  | 1.08 Away with the Fairies

[izzyandlouie-deactivated2024050]

The one where Jack watches Phryne remove...