Please, Abraham. I am not that man.

Same shit different place.

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I meant the full length one haha i forgot which one you said you still had

no, sorry

[muldersbutt]

i've moved to a new blog because reasons. message me for the new url.

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basically all of my auctions start at $.99

i add new stuff every few days

stuff includes: 

body jewelry/plugs/tunnels

men’s clothing generally around a 32-36” waist and M-L shirt sizes

diabetes testing meters and supplies

there’s a cheap, poorly-made violin for sale right now

also check out my half.com books for sale - includes textbooks and novels, poetry

tldr: i’m broke and i’m selling all of my shit. i might have some shit you want. you should buy my shit.

(reposted from my new blog because this one currently has more followers)

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fucking hell i've been on the wrong blog for the past twenty minutes gdi

[brokenfuckometer]

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#violence #family

so i might be moving back to wisconsin for the next three months?? ?

my little sister and i just had a huge shouting match and i'm just getting real sick of her condescending hostile bullshit, and i was talking about it to my older sister (the one i lived with for like a year back in 2009) and she said i could come live with her and her kids until i go back to school in late august, in return for babysitting and other miscellaneous jobs

so

that's cool i might take her up on this offer because if i don't i might accidentally commit a felony involving my sister and a flight of stairs

i just need to get the fuck away from florida and all of its inhabitants for a while (no offense if ur currently inhabiting florida)

[muldersbutt]

moving blogs, send me a message for the new url

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moving blogs, send me a message for the new url

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Roslin: I'm playing the religious card. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Roslin: How does this thing work?

[muldersbutt]

tumblr what the fuck do we gain by moving the notes and shit to the bottom fo the fucking post 

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moving blogs. send me a message for the new url.

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i'm switching blogs again oops

message me for the url

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moving blogs again

message me for the url

[muldersbutt]

ditching tumblr and facebook for a while. if i do delete my tumblr, it won't be for a week or two. send me a message if you want my number or email.

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my mom says i get stressed about "the dumbest things"

wow thank you mom i'll just turn off my stress switch

wow so much better

[and-music-became-my-religion-de]

[actualsassmaster]

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