There's no metric for magic

23 years of age. Senior @ CSUEB. 1/14. Worked at Walt Disney World for 9 months and that's pretty neat.

[blankbabe]

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

[erotski-deactivated20190316]

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings life goes on

[jjonstark-deactivated20181228]

Moana (2016) Dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[liberalsarecool]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Being old doesn’t excuse being a bigot, now or ever

[kingjaffejoffer]

[cannotstopthebattery]

[weavemama]

ferguson police literally lied about mike brown robbing a whole store so please don’t try to contradict black people’s skepticism when it comes to trusting the police 

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When I see someone in Costco without a shopping cart

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

[disneycornucopia]

~~A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel The Heffalump or woozle’s very sly They come in ones and twoosels But if they so choosels Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply~~ 

[sorrowharvester-deactivated2022]

Exactly

[powerburial]

communist icon

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Comrade Walsh

[hyrude]

when ur teacher facilitates a debate about equal rights and u gotta listen to ur straight classmates talk about lgbt ppl in the hypothetical

[the-bluespirit]

President Barack Obama’s farewell address [1/10/17]

[ablissfulsigh]

Visit Original Link

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]

LMFAOOOOO

[chvptertoo]

@onyourtongue Im finishedddd

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

I caaaaaaant

[blaqtivist]

im crine

[weloveshortvideos]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

[adeles]

I wish I could be the perfect daughter, but I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try.

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not able for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]