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Incorrect Quote

Alois: Hurry the fuck up.

Ciel: I'm going as fast as I can.

Alois: No you're not. You're going fucking slow!

Ciel: I HAVE ASTHMA BITCH!!!!

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Alois: I'm not gay or anything, but $20 is $20.

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Clothes

Ciel: *wears dark grey*

Alois: I see you're​ bringing out the spring wardrobe.

[problematickuroboxes]

[This user would like to remind people that Alois, a rape victim, is not a slut and only acts the way he does due to a trauma caused need to constantly have attention.]

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Coming out

Lizzy: There's no way they can be together, they're straight.

Alois: The only straight we are are straight up bitches.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[oh-my-megane]

Old or not, this is the first time I’ve heard of this, and yet I am pretty sure, at some point in time, I’ve actually had someone randomly comment on my shoelaces.

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Alois: I have a plan

Ciel: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Alois: I said a plan, not a miracle.

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Ciel: Alois made me feel things.

Sebastian: What things?

Ciel: Feelings.

Sebastian: Alois made you feel feelings?

Ciel: Yes.

Sebastian: What a bitch.

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Ciel: Life is meaningless. We all die in the end. Why must we live a pointless existance?

Sebastian:

Sebastian: Did Alois call you short again?

Ciel: yES

Ciel: I’M NOT SHORT!

Sebastian: I know, master.

Ciel: I’M AM AN AVERAGE HEIGHT

Sebastian: I know, master.

[multi-fandom-central]

@letspushastrollerjustmeandyou I am an average height too

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Sir Randall: What did you do?

Alois: Ok we’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at us.

Sir Randall: What. Did. You. Do.

Ciel: Well first, we were minding our own business–

Sir Randall: *slams his hands on the desk* BULLSHIT

Alois: WE WERE!

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Alois: Can I ask a dumb question?

Ciel: better than anyone I know.

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Hobby

Alois: You need a hobby.

Ciel: I do have a hobby, Alois.

Alois: Eating sweets to neutralize the bitterness within you is not a hobby.

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Alois, with a board that says “___ dying”: There’s only one thing worst than dying.

Alois: *Removes paper to reveal Ciel dying* Boom.

Ciel: Me.

Alois: No.

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Soma: You don’t want Ciel to die.

Soma: I don’t want Ciel to die.

Soma: So how about we work together to make sure Ciel doesn’t want Ciel to die.

Alois: Good plan but have you met him?

[mika-c0re]

Nico di angelo, Connor Murphy, Keith Kogane and Zuko are the same exact person change my mind.

[roseinthebusiness]

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

[jamesiriusremus-deactivated2020]

it’s pansexual visibility day!!!

don’t you ever, EVER hate on pansexuals and make them feel insecure and invalid about their sexuality!! espacially on this day!!

so, as a pansexual woman, i wanna say a few things about pansexuality.

i don’t identify myself as pan because i find bisexuality deficient (i believe that’s the word), i identify myself as pansexual because i am comfortable with it.

i am not bisexual, i am not biphobic either. i love bisexuals. AND MY SEXUALITY ISN’T HARMFUL TO BISEXUAL COMMUNITY. ask them :)

so basically, bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward one’s their gender AND other genders.

pansexuality is a term that is used if someone doesn’t care about genders at all. 

personally, i identify myself as pansexual because i don’t give a fuck about genders. i don’t think they’re important in my feelings. i could like anybody, whatever their gender is. i don’t care. 

let people identify themselves as whatever they want, as long as they don’t harm other communities.

AND PANSEXUALS DOESN’T HARM ANY COMMUNITY.

NO, THEY AREN’T BISEXUALS! THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT BIPHOBIC EITHER. 

stop hating pansexuals. we are a part of LGBT+ community.

and any pansexuals out there, i love you! you are valid, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! happy pansexual visibility day!

also, please reblog this if you support pansexuals :)