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has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

boomstab-papa

your-cosmic-creature

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

hundredthousands-art

i-need-of-a-hobby

a couple years down the line ilya says his "ill pay you a thousand dollars for every goal you score tonight" line to the centaurs and at the end of the game (they won) shane goes up to him like "ok you owe me 3k pay up." which ilya counters with "no i only owe you 2k after the thousand you owe me for my goal" and shanes pushing back all "no no no, us paying you was never a part of the terms you set at the beginning of the game" and so on.

there's a rookie there staring at them wide eyed as they continue bickering trying not to think they're watching a marriage blow up in front of them, bc hollanov has started taking some personal digs at each other ("i shouldn't have to pay you anything with a backhand like yours." "fuck you my backhand is perfectly fine, you don't see me charging you for your time spent in the penalty box.")

it gets to the point where bood and/or hayes have to lean over and tell the rookie "they share a bank account, neither of them are making or losing any money here, they're just arguing for the fun of the game."

handsywoman

baby boy, honeybee, God, I love the way you look at me

asteroidtroglodyte

Me: whatcha doin, bug?

My Son, applying approximately 2 dozen self-adhesive goggly eyes to himself: playing Santa

Me: Santa has lots of eyes?

My Son, very serious: he’s watching everyone

Me: biblically accurate Santa

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

yuhi-san

Thats the context for this meme???

titenoute

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

kstarlitchaotics

I'm dying

yaoiblackmold

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

booksandberries

henstomper

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

postalswag

translatingpostsinfrench

swagpostal

jessebloom

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

truegenius

hollanov x still into you

plaguedocboi

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

plaguedocboi

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

plaguedocboi

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

plaguedocboi

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

plaguedocboi

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

plaguedocboi

Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

nnebuchadnezzar

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches