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zee | 26 | they/them/theirs | life is short and then you die

[brattyminxxx-deactivated2025041]

i love cold room and lots of blanket

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitterverse (74/?) it's my birthday so have one of my fave tropes - WAG Ilya

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[oh-phoenixx]

however weird and gay you are about something, you can always get gayer and weirder

[bees-reads]

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

[spcecowboyyy]

ilya doing body shots off of shane send post

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[pov-rosie]

ILYA ROZANOV —A Burning Hill.

[normal-about-hollanov]

the hollanov-ification of the nhl is very important to me. artists of tumblr go crazy.