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[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[multifarious64]

the months of the year but they are in alphabetical order now:

banuary

bebruary

garch

japril

jay

jjune

july

maugust

meptember

october

ovember

quecember/xmas

[multifarious64]

just heard a strange little clown giggle outside my window. theres crumbs in my toaster glowing orange and producing large quantities of smoke.

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのパナソニーさん: 「カリグラフィーテトSV https://t.co/8NjIU1CNvx」 / Xから)

[multifarious64]

thr 5 laws of the universe:

the sun makesbthings warm

the moon makes thing cold

the copyright designs and patents act 1988

never dig straight down

never dig straight up

[multifarious64]

everones always saying shit like squircle and blurple

[multifarious64]

cowgirl in a furry way, not in a person who works with cows way, who says bullshit, not to refer to lies, but in the same way that normal people would just say shit, because she is a cow, so bull shit is just regular shit to her

[multifarious64]

hey does anyone remeber cum. does anyone remember people used to say cum all the time and it was funny. no-one even says cum any more. like what the hell man.

[multifarious64]

"oh rats!" (affectionate)

[multifarious64]

i got that dog in me (hacker T)

[multifarious64]

love words like dunce and hooligan and guy that are named after a specific person but its been so long[1] that everyone thinks its just a normal word

[1] this is the name of a song from fnaf night at freddy pizzaria

[multifarious64]

the s in mark s stands for mark severance

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[multifarious64]

*does a gay little prance over your fence that is too high to step over normalstyle yet too low to vault over parkourstyle*

[multifarious64]

straight up "ogging it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My vorbis

[multifarious64]

you have a bag of frozen peas sometimes you have to throw it up in the air like its a little baby

[multifarious64]

november december january like yeah ok those are winter months but february? february is kind of bisexual. to me.