[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[inappropriateplanteater]

Aborted that thang

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[boringkate]

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

I bind the Dog Collar Object of Power (OoP13-KE) Board : < THE COLLAR / WEDDING RING MAKES YOU ADORABLE/ATTRACTIVE/SUBMISSIVE > I complete the binding ritual Board : <WELL DONE DIRECTOR / HOUND. IT LOOKS FETCHING/PRACTICAL/RESTRICTING ON YOU. AWRUF / AWOO / BARK BARK. >

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

[kayla-denker]

Trans women are the same gender as cis women.

The amount of "allies" that get upset at that statement of fact is criminal.

[kayla-denker]

🎯

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Quick!!!! Edits. I love this editorial kind of shit.

Model is my former lover and roomate btw!!! Follower her on insta @desdemona_kinkade

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Ok just a few more!! Ok there will be a lot more, there’s a ton of pics lol.

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

remembering when i was 18 or something and i had a pair of really cheap shitty boots that i loved and wore every day, and how i remember always calling them my "big stompy dyke boots" in my head, not really being able to explain why i felt so weird and nice when i said that in my head, and then usually scolding myself for it cuz i wasnt a lesbian and so shouldnt say that

and then it took me like another 6 years to transition

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

then when i was 21 i went on an ikea trip and my flatmate's trans sister got one of those sharks and i decided against getting one cuz it felt appropriative cuz i was nonbinary and not a woman, and unrelatedly i felt a deep sadness the rest of the day that i couldnt explain i did however get the big bear they have instead and honestly i do prefer it, though next ikea trip i might get one of those sharks to make fun of my stupid idiot past self

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

I got one of the big sharks to make fun of my stupid idiot past self

[gatsblergh]

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

[gatsblergh]

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

[saturnidmischief]

imagine what it would be like to be cucked by your own severed head

[saturnidmischief]

no I think I'll let this find its audience naturally

[le-paondu]

I got back into my MTG collection and thought I would post some sneak peak of my collection ~

I used to play MTG, but I truly started as a collector, because most of the illustrations are just so good I need to collect them !

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category