Multiversal Shenanigans

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Welcome to... this place

This blog which is being moderated by the former @lewdest-mansion will be mostly for posting thoughts, opinions, spoilers without context, stories and other stuff including:

RWBY

Star Wars

Jurassic Park

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Politics

different kinds of video game franchises, movies, TV series and anime

Rules

There might be NSFW content on this blog so do not interact with me if you are a minor. There will also be no rps!

Do not be racist, sexist or disrespectful in any way or you will get blocked. The same goes for people who use the name of Monty Oum to be disrespectful towards Rooster Teeth, the people behind RWBY and it's fans

Bots, minors, pedophiles, maga cultists, anti-woke people will be blocked on sight!

Do not make advertisements on my posts or try to promote your own blog/content unless I allow it. Breaking this rule will also resolve into a block

Now if you excuse me I need to catch a random thought. At the meantime... have fun!

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So... Halo is actually coming for the PS5, huh? It kinda feels unreal

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What I think of certain Jaune ships

Arkos: In my opinion the best one. Unfortunately someone ruined it...

Lancaster: Not a bad choice, even though currently less seen than other Ruby ships

White knight: After V5 I can see the potential, especially after that one scene from V9

Martial Arcs (Jaune x Ren): Bromance for life

Nora's Arc: You are either into NTR or just want Jaune's pelvis to be crushed

Dragonslayer: If you are shipping this it's most likely that you think Yang has daddy issues

Knightshade: Never had a conversation once and only had one hug... Not much to go there

Shovel Knight (Jaune x Oscar): both are definitely bottoms

Knightlight: If the movies were canon I would ship them even more

Knightfall: Only people who hate themselves or are masochists would ship them

Silent knight: That's cheating because that way he could have every girl he wanted

Any Jaune ships that include the team RWBY moms and Pyrrha's mom: you definitely have mommy issues

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Oh great... Now Japan is doomed

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Hey COD players!

I know you are waiting for the next entry of your favorite franchise and I usually don't bother other fandoms but here's the thing:

I play Battlefield 6 and I've playing Battlefield since 2018, with BF4 the one I played the most and some of you hardcore COD fans have decided to give BF6 a try... while still having the COD mindset in your head.

As far as I remember COD has been a game teamwork is non-existent. It's all about who has the most kills, the highest score and getting kill streaks while sliding and bunny-hopping around the map. But Battlefield isn't COD and therefore I would like to make it very clear that if you are not willing to change your way of playing when playing BF you shouldn't be touching anything but COD!

When playing support it's your job to revive your teammates and when playing another class at least trying reviving your squadmates! Don't think you can win against a sheer number of enemies without other players!

Do not complain about vehicles killing you over and over again and demand killstreaks in the game! You are the killstreak! Go pick engineer and kill the vehicles with your bloody RPG or grab a fucking tank!

Quit the trickshots, sliding and bunny-hopping as this doesn't benefit you at all! And do not complain about the game not having skins or cosmetics! BF tries to be more realistic than other shooter and that COD/Fortnite stuff ain't it

And most importantly: play the fucking objective!

Every shooter plays different which is why I play BF differently than Arma 3 where a single shot can kill you because Arma 3 is more realistic than BF! So please try to play as it's meant to be!

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For over a year now I have been thinking about the idea of a SAO-like fighting game set in the RWBY universe where the players pick a character and get control over their skills and semblances and there's one scenario in my mind where I would be playing against a player who never watched RWBY and I let them pick a character before I would pick a character that matches their strength:

Player: Hm... That one looks kinda cool *picks Adam*

Me: *cracks internally* I see... Adam Taurus, leader of an extremist branch of a freedom movement and abusive ex-boyfriend of one of my favorite characters

Player: Ok... What can he do?

Me: For starters the sheath of his sword is also a rifle and with his semblance he gets stronger every time he blocks any projectile and can unleash that power by unleashing a red wave of energy

Player: Cool... Who are you picking?

Me: Well, I did want to pick someone that matches your characters strength but since you picked one of my most hated characters from the show I'll make things interesting... *picks Jaune*

Player: A knight, huh? He looks kinda weak

Me: This is Jaune Arc. A loser that turned into a reliable friend who went through a lot. Unlike Adam he doesn't have a gun and his semblance is just amplifying other people's semblances but he has a huge amount of aura for protection. Basically a tank/healer build

Player: And why do you pick him?

Me: Because I like the challenge... and he deserves to kill an asshole...

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When it's about who deserves to kill Cinder people are split between these options: Jaune, Ruby and Winter

But then there's a let's say a less satisfying option and hilarious but also kinda emotional option.

Less satisfying option: Salem. It's obvious that Salem keeps Cinder as a servant until she has no use for so if we get to see Salem possessing all the relics she will most likely kill Cinder as it was never about her gaining all the maiden powers but to get the relics.

Hilarious but emotional option: Pyrrha's mom. I don't know how that could be pulled off but Cinder getting killed by the mother of the one who she got her fall maiden's powers from would be hilarious but also have some emotional impact. I always love parents taking revenge for the death of their children

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Tai: Who are you texting?

Ruby: My friend, Jaune

Tai: Jaune... Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

Ruby: Does it matter?

Tai: No of course it doesn't matter! Unless it's a boy...

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Ruby: You really need to try out that game!

Weiss: Fine... What's the worst that could happen?

A few months later

Weiss: *broadcasts a livestream with expensive equipment while playing a game*

Weiss: Alright, chat. Let's see if we can finally beat this boss... I had 400 attempts so far and I start to see a pattern...

Weiss: *gets beaten the 401st time*

Weiss: Du verfluchter Nachkomme einer Atlesischen Hure! Ich werde dich so hart ficken, dass selbst deine Mutter eifersüchtig wird! (You cursed offspring of an atlesian whore! I will fuck you so hard that even your mother will be jealous!)

Ruby: I kinda regret making her getting into games...

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Revan: All I'm saying is that since we are mostly fighting dark jedi and sith it doesn't hurt to use their lightsabers. Using a red blade with my right hand and using a purple one with my left hand also feels kinda familiar. So don't complain about me not using blue, green or yellow blades and help get the map pieces for the Star Forge!

Bastilla: Oh kriff...

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Trump said he spoke with the president of Puerto Rico...

That man is not fit to be president. End of discussion

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Things that are apparently completely normal in Germany:

Gatherings where everyone's eating pudding with a fork...

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Having the most depressing bread of Germany on American TV was not on my 2025 bingo list.

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Wait, where?

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In the latest John Oliver night show

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Having the most depressing bread of Germany on American TV was not on my 2025 bingo list.

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Ahsoka: So, who was your master?

Luke: Well, first there was this old man called Obi-Wan Kenobi who I kept calling Ben-

Ahsoka: Wait! Obi-Wan Kenobi? You are telling me that the man who taught your father and my master to be a jedi trained you as well?

Luke: Obi-Wan was my father's master? He never told me that. That makes things more weird...

Ahsoka: How so?

Luke: Well... My father killed him

Ahsoka:... WHAT?!

Luke: They fought at the first Death Star and Obi-Wan sacrificed himself to make me escape

Ahsoka:... Ghost call, now!

Ghost Anakin and Ghost Obi-Wan appear

Anakin: What I wanted to ask is did you teach him to use the high- Oh hey son, hey snips. What can we do for you?

Ahsoka: Maybe you could explain why you didn't tell me that you killed him! *points at Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: Well, would you have wanted to talk to him if you knew?

Ahsoka: Quiet, old man. I want an explanation, now!

Anakin: Well, you never asked...

Luke: Father, you never told your padawan-

Ahsoka: Ex-padawan

Luke: Ex-padawan that you killed your master and best friend? This very bad-looking for you

Anakin: Yeah, you're right... Ahsoka, I'm sorry that I killed Obi-Wan. And Luke, I'm sorry that I'm responsible for your mother's death

Luke: It's alright. You- what did you just say?

Obi-Wan: Yeah, he force-choked her while she was pregnant with you and Leia. But to be fair she would have lived if she didn't lose her will to live.

Luke:... I'm calling Leia *leaves*

Anakin: No! She's going to be madder at me than she already is!

Luke: *in the distance* Hey sis. Guess what our father did while our mom was pregnant with us...

Anakin: I'm doomed...

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I already feel bad for those in the US who have to deal with that rupture nonsense which might include the erasure of entire families and mass suicides. All of that because of something stupid someone came up with in 1800s...

This is why education and science should be more important than faith

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So you are telling me that after gen-z overthrew the government of Nepal they voted their first female prime minister via discord?!

I wish that's how we'd usually overthrow a government.