Talking to Apple People at a Bar
Apple Girl: So what do you?
Me: I teach 3rd through 8th grade computers. It's really rewarding cause they actually go out in the real world and use the skills I taught them. It's great.
Apple Girl: Oh cool, on Macs?
Me: Nah we have PCs.
Apple Girl: (Mockingly) So you teach them how to patch and patch and patch?
Me: ...
Me: (FUCK. YOU.)












