Sapphire-chan's Land of Chaos

Hello! Feel free to browse around my chaotic land; you’ll find a bit of everything, but be warned... you may be mentally scarred. Or just very confused. Very, completely confused.

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[teashoesandhair]

You’re welcome.

[askfordoodles]

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[fierceawakening]

All hail Catdad

[daisy-rivers]

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

I’M CRYING!?

[instant-karma-official]

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

[lilith-hargreeves-official]

I live for cat dad-

[rip-paramour]

Cat dad has saved us all

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[inferno-sytem]

CAT DAD!!

[thekristen999]

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

[lmaodies]

He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>

[the-stage-manager-deactivated20]

It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?

[knitmeapony]

Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:

[petermorwood]

Cat Dad 2022 pic.

[dduane]

It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)

[cat-heritage-posts]

CAT HERITAGE POST

[iconuk01]

And as of two days ago (31st May 2025)

Pancake passed away some time ago, but is included here via the photo Cat Dad is holding.

[youareagoodperson]

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

[the-gimmick-hospital]

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

[superbisexuals]

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[mun-sapphire-chan]

Epilepsy sucks. Like, obviously that’s a no brainer. But you have those days where it’s more tough to deal with, yunno? And a lot of my main issues stem from the medication (which only prevents like 80% of my seizures btw). My processing speed has gone to shit, meaning I’m taking twice as long as to understand what people say, so unless it’s an individual conversation where I’m speaking one-on-one with someone, I almost always get lost in conversations. I constantly feel my stomach drop when the conversation stops and people look at me, because oh god, I clearly got asked a question but I have no fucking idea what it was.

And then, if you’re photosensitive like me, you get the lovely pleasure of always asking people to turn off the fun, flashing lights they happen to use on a whim (and receive grumbles and dirty looks the rest of the night), or you just resign yourself to fucking leaving wherever you’re at and missing out on whatever you were doing. These occurrences happen way more often than what people without epilepsy think, because flashing lights are actually extremely prevalent in our lives. Media, flashing decorative lights, sirens, blinkers, and strobe lights are just a few examples.

And there’s obviously more things that suck that other people with epilepsy are free to add to this post. I just needed to rant and felt like maybe doing that while explaining seizure life a tad might spread some more knowledge about what it’s like having epilepsy. 🙃

[i-am-a-fish]

put me in the 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch box coach!!! I'm all fired up, I'm ready!!!!!

[olisa-iwannasleep]

Fish. How big are you fish. Will you fit into 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch box fish.

[i-am-a-fish]

it doesn't matter, I can handle it !!!!! I'm ready!!!!!!!

[m-p-lebrush]

Let's get you in the box, fish. It might be a squeeze but I'm sure you can manage.

[i-am-a-fish]

it's everything that I've ever wanted

[twelve-crows-deactivated2025120]

i know your secret

[i-am-a-fish]

DID YOU JUST LEAK MY DIMENSIONS?????

[longshrimp]

doxxed

[angrycurls]

boxed

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snoxed

[scarletbirbs]

If you use Duolingo, maybe don't anymore? The company is moving to be "AI-first" and is using AI to generate their content. Meaning, AI is now generating your language lessons.

They announced that they were going to use AI for this a while back but now they're annoucing that they're getting rid of the contractors reviewing the AI generated content. So, very soon Duolingo is just going to be AI generated slop that might not even be correct.

For alternatives, I'd recommend checking with your local library. For instance, mine offers Rosetta Stone for free if you have a library card.

[ofstormsandfire]

I have found there is a way to nuke my duolingo account from orbit and god they don't make it easy, putting instructions here for anyone else who would like to. I am unsure if it's possible on mobile (already uninstalled the app on mobile) but I'm pissed off enough + suspect that they might pay slightly more attention to account deletion en masse rather than app uninstalling en masse. also I cannot see myself ever using this bs again, so...

step 1: log onto duolingo.com

step 2: there's a sidebar on the left. mouse over "more" and then "help."

step 3: scroll down the list of frequently asked questions to the "account management" category. click on "how do I delete my account an access my data" and then on the link to "duolingo data vault."

step 4: hit the big red "erase personal data" button. do not be swayed by the crying owl. he cares not for you, only for your data.

step 5: they should send you an email to whatever account is connected to your duolingo account. you can tell which email it is based on the spam you've gotten for the past several years reminding you to maintain your streak.

step 5.5: if you have a super duolingo subscription or got suckered into their free trial that does not cancel automatically, cancel that separately, they explicitly state that they will keep charging you even if you do not have an account which tracks for the company duolingo is now

step 6: find the email, click on the link listed after "delete my data link"

step 7: wait 7 days. you cannot get your data deleted any faster than this, but you can cancel it during this 7-day grace period.

step 8: apparently it will take "up to 23 more days" to delete your data entirely. pat yourself on the back. you're free now.

jokes aside, I'm still on step 7 myself, but I cannot see myself WANTING to undo my account deletion even if I could, so... for anyone who's confused about how to do this but wants to, hope this can help.

and on a final note, fuck gen ai all my homies hate generative ai.

[taiga-pine]

[motleyclosetart]

decided to make this :3

[alkeminia]

WAIT would it be copium to theorize that !foolish didn't forget !bad at all, but is instead playing a game with him? I mean, the last time they talked !foolish mentioned making a game for !bad at some point, so could this be a game he's trying to get !bad to figure out orrrr

[mun-sapphire-chan]

Ah, a Bad viewer spotted 🔭💙😂 I’m surprised y’all didn’t catch Water’s not-so-subtle jabs over the whole thing being obviously a bit. Kinda wish it was real though bc imagine the chaos and angst LMAO

[seatail-mc]

TINA AND CLOWNPIERCE ON THE REALM AT THE SAME TIME????

[mun-sapphire-chan]

Dude I just got ready for bed and you’re telling me Clown actually showed up?? 😭

[dariamaffina]

Love these guys If only I could draw faster...

[genevawrenn]

Dawg, look at my lawyer, I am NOT going to jail.

The Realm Stream Feb 3 2025

[genevawrenn]

I cannot *believe* Philza's FIRST INTERACTION with PrinceZam was to tell him he's a problem, on his birthday, for something that isn't even his fault. My fucking streamer.

The Realm April 14, 2025

[genevawrenn]

Its time for the Royal Blacksmith to forge this world anew from the scorched world it is about to become.

[mun-sapphire-chan]

Dude, Sneeg’s reaction was just so?? He flew to spawn, happened to notice the new beacon by the grave and just? Bro froze when he realized what it was. After a few seconds, he finally looked down, and was just so fucking silent for a few minutes. (If they weren’t minutes, god, it felt that way) No outcry about how unjust or unfair this was, just. Silence. And when he finally breaks the silence, he immediately explains his frustration— that whatever happened, doesn’t matter, he should’ve been there to protect Ros. And he spirals and you can see the guilt and the immediate blame he places on himself. But then instead of dealing with his grief through revenge or talking to people, he flies back to his blender. Because that he can control. He can help others if they want to get revenge (aka PrinceZam), but he himself just wants to get lost in the numbers because. He can always control what happens there. Doesn’t have to think about how the heart of the kingdom, the little sweet architect who always wanted to help him, was now just. Gone. Making him currently the last active LOSA member. Because who the fuck knows if Ros will be the same when she returns.

[mun-sapphire-chan]

As a typically Sneeg viewer of the realm, I thought I’d just. You know. Be a bit different today. So I decided to have both Ros’s and Foolish’s streams pulled up. I expected chill, relaxing building vibes or chill yapping. But I guess in being such a primarily only Sneeg viewer I missed a few chapters because wtf was today’s stream holy shit. Like. It was all cozy and Foolish giving dad vibes as he gives Ros advice and then? (Spoilers for the stream) Bad just kills her with Foolish trying to get in between Ros and Bad??? My jaw literally dropped?? Like I haven’t been keeping up with Bad either recently so I just didn’t expect this?

Wtf was today help

[bigboobyhalo]

FOOLISH'S DAD JUST JOINED GREEN FACTION

[mun-sapphire-chan]

I miss one BBH stream I swear; any chance at more context lmao? xD

[kiilttis-art]

Even now the smoke still stings my eyes a bit

[nou-moon]

THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GOSH