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incorrectbatfam

Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

willgrahamscock

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

willgrahamscock

me cross eyed and seeing double:

butyouaremymess

txttletale

bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way

txttletale

the so-called blood boy stigma

telltaletypist

spicedream

mostthingskenobi

This legit made me burst out laughing...because it’s so Dooku.

tatzelwyrm

Scenes to be emotional about today: Cal shielding BD-1 with his body

darth-memes

STAR WARS JEDI: SURVIVOR IS OUT TODAY!

kayjayo1227

I didn’t realize there was in game animation of Cal blowing on his lightsaber like it was a blaster UNTIL I DID AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

LET ME JUST ADD THE ANIMATION ON HERE WHICH I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE (my bad lol)

luukeskywalker

darth vader voice: if i had a credit for every time some ginger jedi fuck broke into my inquisitorious and flooded the place, i'd have two credits. which is nothing compared to the power of the force but it's weird that it happened twice

the stormtrooper he was talking to: hgrhrrkk (is being force choked to death)

tatzelwyrm

Cal enjoys having a scary girlfriend a normal amount.

paper-crane-castles

Cal has zero chill and will tell everyone who breathes in his direction that he’s a Jedi please and thank

Kid has no self preservation instincts

lehdenlaulu

No but really...

Merrin: Do you trust me?

Cal: Of course.

Merrin, more insistently: Cal, do you trust me?

Cal, softly but with a lot of emotion: Yes.

Merrin: *smooch*

Cal, sweet lil dumbass who doesn't want to Assume: Was that for luck?

Merrin: No. For me.

They're perfect. 🥰

thesevenumbrellas

The types of de-aged Batfam fics:

How did this angry, feral 8 year old become Dick???????!!!!

How did this sweet, happy 13 year old become JASON!!?????

Yeah, this stalker child is definitely Tim.

go-see-a-starwar

trashcora

OBI-WAN KENOBI | 1.02 “Part II”

jonmoxleys

“I like to feel really, really alive. I like to drive real fast. I like it when I feel blood pouring out of my head, and I hear it hitting the canvas, with that little sound that blood makes when it hits the canvas. I like to feel when my fingernails are digging into somebody else…”

IPW: Insane Intentions (2008) → AEW: Dynamite (2023)