nocturnal dew beading at the tip of a branch

you think your life is hard? i'm a luuke skywalker stan (icon by @tava-art)

[luukeskywalker]

*waves* hi i'm syd and i can't stop making [INSERT FANDOM HERE] shitposts

i'm 28, i'm a trans man (he/him), and i mostly write (though sometimes also draw). i also have clinically diagnosed bad taste in fictional men so be warned!

this blog is a mix of whatever the hell i want, though i try to keep a basic tagging system for fandom posts to keep them somewhat organized.

here is my ao3, i'm not sorry for anything i post, cringe is dead and i am doing necromancy on it for fun AND profit. i am taking writing commissions. on that note, here is my ko-fi in case you just wanna be nice :]

if we're mutuals feel free to ask for my discord, switch friend code, or my psn 💚✨

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[asphodelimago]

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

[bearbellyblog]

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

[luukeskywalker]

i got engaged this weekend (not clickbait)

[luukeskywalker]

love is real on da boardwalk

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[luukeskywalker]

i got engaged this weekend (not clickbait)

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

[xcziel]

[cellophanes-princess]

I really needed the last one

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[nearlywitxh]

an older version of me...........who said that?

[rabbitmotifs]

(x)

[luukeskywalker]

i see we've found ourselves in yet another our flag means death finale situation

[luukeskywalker]

not gonna get too involved in the discourse because that sounds absolutely atrocious but i do like that they chose their selflessness instead of each other and yet ultimately were still able to be together, even if it isn't for eternity, even if it's just a blip of time in the vast and godless universe. it's more than they ever thought they'd have after giving it all up

[luukeskywalker]

i see we've found ourselves in yet another our flag means death finale situation

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[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[astronomical-bagel]

[foreveriallyzombified]

i just won a nobel chaos prize for freaking out

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[killerqueenmp3]

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually