the most mundane headcanons on earth

AVATAR BY SHEILA LIEBER ON YOUTUBE a blog run by @tf2heritageposts specialized in you submitting the most boring and mudane headcanons of the tf2 characters you can queue is three times a day

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RULES:

1. no spyscout or medic x classic heavy headcanons (who is classic heavy?)

2. classic heavy headcanons are only permitted if they’re silly or light hearted, nothing fucked up(i will be judging you on this as a classic heavy fictive)

3. must be as mudane as humanly possible, like spy’s got an std or scout’s kind of deaf in one ear. less mudane headcanons are allowed but will be at our discretion

4. can’t be about anything pedophilic, incestuous, zoophillic, transphobic, homophobic, racist, ableist, etc

5. good luck and have fun

DNI:

proshippers/ anti antis/pro fiction/ believe fiction doesn’t effect reality(look up wartime propaganda)

battle axe bis

terfs/radfems

“kill all men” or believe men are inherently evil

truscum or transmed

spyscout or classic heavy x medic shippers

dsmp/schlatt fans or supporters

harry potter fans

ace exclusionist

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its time for you to CHOOSE YOUR FATE we want to reboot this headcanon blog, but we don't want to focus on mundane headcanons anymore

what should we do

archive this blog and start a new one

keep this blog, just repurpose it

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

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cheavy did you stop getting submissions or did you just pass away. because i can solve that

we forgot about the blog lol

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Pyro can make really realistic lion sounds

true

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Spy has cardboard cutouts of every merc to practice interacting with them so he doesn’t stab them

canon

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Just occurred to me that CHeavy seems like the kind of guy who hates mustard but overindulges on pepper. I can see him sneezing over the soup because SOMEONE shook the pot too many times

cheavy fictive review: yeah i hate mustard but i’m not that big of a fan of pepper. i prefer ketchup. mmmmm ketchup

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Scout team fortress two smells like a hockey player (if you don't know what that smells like, don't try and find out, it's almost painful)

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Radioactive scout my beloved. all of scout's body fluids are radioactive to some extent. His skin oil is about four times as radioactive as a cell phone. If he were to hold someone's hand for a few hours every day for a few years, they'd grow tumors.

dear god

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Scout's hair is actually curly if he grows it out

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Pyro made there flamethrowers, jet pack and all of there weponds minus axe

i’m pretty sure that this is actually canon actually

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Perhaps not entirely a headcanon, due to time-related constraints, but I think if Scout had access to rhythm games he'd love them (and also play them on the Highest Possible Speed)

true

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Pyro hates shots, medic has been kick many times, heavy to as he tried holding him down, pyro has never gotten a shot before of this

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Medic cannot sing to save his life

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spy is comedically unlucky

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demo cooks some mean seafood

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The RED and BLU spies have an ongoing thing, where they’ll sneak into the others room and hide a single cigarette, they both know where the other team hides out, but they don’t tell anyone else.

this is so in character i love it so much

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Sniper eats bugs

probably honestly