Diet Tip #1: A great way to keep your diet in check is to hire a 24/7 female personal junk food disposal who will eat all the junk you usually eat throughout the day and absolutely ruin her healthy skinny body to help yours. She may be new to the job, but in time, your eating habits will be her eating habits, your overweight body will be her new plush overflowing body. She will be with you at all times to starve you by eating everything no matter how much you paid for the food at the drive thru. Whatever delicious heavy calorie assortment of junk you have is now hers. It’s a good thing, just remember this mantra to give up your junk food: Pass the fries to her!
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