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[murder-raven13]

Ghosts are not people [until you remember they are]

Present Mic x Reader

Synopsis: In a world where almost everyone had a quirk, those without them were widely regarded as unlucky, a minority most would have given anything not to be a part of. You, on the other hand, would give anything to be quirkless. 

Warning(s): Death, mentions/light descriptions of torture, cursing, quirk slander, a lil bit of self-hate [to make it spicy], fear of touch, angst with a happy ending, no explicit character death, reader’s quirk isn’t ambiguous, they/them pronouns used for reader, spoilers, 2nd POV [I can’t do the y/n thing], suicide mention, Asexual lesbian Midnight, [it’s not explicitly mentioned, but] Present Mic is Pan, kinda open ending??, Colorblind Present Mic

This is on the long side and if anyone actually reads it, I’ll break it up into smaller sections, with a masterlist.  

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[nightlyaches]

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— this is how wet i get imagining it’s big bro breeding me <3 soundgasm link!

[maybe-the-problem-deactivated20]

Fantasy for tonight😋

I'm kind of a snoop, honestly. I like looking through other people's things, even though I know it's rude. But it's so much fun to see what kinds of things I can find! It's less fun to find my mom's collection of sex toys, even the meager pickings I find making me blush. It's only some dildos and a couple of vibrators, but it's still embarrassing. Still, one of the toys catches my eyes. It's a dildo, which must be over eight inches long. It doesn't look like it's very high quality material wise, but the details are really realistic, thick and veiny and a nice weight in my hands.

I steal it.

It's so gross, to take a sex toy from my mom. I know it is, I'm a bit disgusted with myself, but it's just so tempting for some reason. And it sits in my drawer, under my pajamas where I keep the rest of my stuff for three days until I work up the courage to use it. I'd been edging for over an hour, so I just say fuck it and slide it right in.

It's perfect.

One thrust has me almost seeing stars, every ridge and bump stretching my virgin cunt so deliciously well, curving just right to hit the special spot inside of me that makes my toes curl. I fuck myself with it until I cum untouched, and then I keep going until I can't even think. It's like I'm addicted immediately. It goes back in my drawer, and it doesn't take long until I'm using it every night and most mornings when I have the chance.

After a few months of this, I'm looking through some old photo files on my mom's computer when I find something that makes me freeze. It's a picture of a home DIY dildo kit, the kind where you make a copy of your man's cock out of plastic. It's the same color as the toy I stole from my mom. Heart beating faster, I check the next picture and it's a video of them laughing while they try to unmold the toy. So...

I've been.

I've been fucking myself with a copy of my daddy's cock. I've been cumming every night for months with a plastic replica of him shoved into my dirty little pussy, biting back whoreish moans the whole time. I should get rid of it. Clean it off and put it in the back of my mom's closet or something, never touch it again. But I don't do that. I keep it, and it's even more addicting than it was before. I shove it in my cunt, my mouth, my tight little ass. I can't get enough of it.

Maybe one day I'll get the real thing <3

[wolff-wh0re-04]

Let me sit you on my lap, edge you and rub your cunnie as I have you lick on my fingers, I slide my fingers into your mouth. You feel they taste different but you don’t stop. Suddenly you’re getting sleepy and high. I let your head rest on my shoulder as I set up my phone to stream your rape. I rub your cunnie and pull your panties to the side as you drift in and out of sleep. I push my cock into your cunnie and everyone watches. I let people send me gifts as they tell me what to do to you. Slowly getting ickier and ickier till my golden retriever is fucking your ass and rutting while filling you up. Doesn’t that sound so good?

That sounds so fucking good I’m rubbing my cunnie on all fours with my ass in the air just thinking about it, I want that so bad you have no idea

[d0gboy-boyd0g-lover]

@discount-whore is me but I can't make an ask from a side blog 💖

Im going to take you to the shelter as stress relief for all of the big dogs who are so pent up from not being able to fuck a wet hole ever since they were taken off the street.

I wonder what they'll smell first, your fearful and nervous cold sweats or your wet and steaming puppycunt so eager to be filled and fucked raw by these alphas and their thick veiny knots.

You'll get the smallest dogs first, to get you all wet and needy and to stretch out your hole for the bigger alphas. Every dog takes turns fucking you brainless. Pushing and pulling knots only to have them immediately replaced by bigger and bigger ones. Each time you think your puppy parts can't take a single inch more, a bigger one enters you and floods you with puppy cum. How long until your cum swollen belly makes it hard to walk?

At the end, the biggest dogs in the pound will want to take out all of their unneutered, aggressive, raw sex drive out on you. They will turn your brain into complete and utter mush. Their potent scent and hot thick loads will drown your pussy and your mind. As they pound and bark and bite into you, your mind will slowly melt to the level of a dog's. You will howl in pleasure and whimper at the emptiness between your legs in between every use. And only when the biggest, roughest dog has claimed you by shoving his knot all the way until it's firmly pressed against your cervix, will your body finally be pushed over the edge. You will cum like you have never cum before. A panting mess, fucking his cunt with his fingers and dog semen as lube.

And next week, I'm taking you back there. The dogs still need their favorite boy dog toy

Minors DNI, I will report you.

This literally sounds SO perfect omfg. I would be so whiny and pathetic when I have to start with the little dogs. They don't fill me up nearly as much as the big ones would, but they deserve to cum too. They shouldn't be left out just because of their size. Besides, the warm-up is good, though I'd be happy to let a bigger dog ram into me with no prep other than my own wetness <3

Ooh, I wonder how long it would take for me to start begging for a break between knots, or at least begging to let them stay in a little longer and let me keep feeling so full. Eventually I'm full enough with their cum that I don't have to beg hehe. I bet I look like any well-bred puppy, full of my own little pups from all those beautiful mutts.

This ask alone is turning my brain to mush 😵‍💫💕 Uggghhh the thought of a big, aggressive dog scratching me up and biting me, marking me as his while his big, fertile balls slap my used cunt and clit, the only pleasure I receive.

Pleaaaseeee I want a big dog pumping his cum directly against my cervix soooo bad. Need to be bred like all the other good dogs <3

Djcbsjxj the way "boy dog toy" had me—

[puph0le]

gl0ryhole but after you’re nice n stretched out people bring their doggies to knot you over n over n over

[wolff-wh0re-04]

I think you should be held down by your daddy while the family dog rapes away your virginity and steals your first orgasm

Oo, only if you film it and blackmail me, threatening to release it unless I have your cock in one of my holes once a day

[d0gboy-boyd0g-lover]

Wish I could be used as a doggy cumdump and urinal 🥵🥵

Let the dog mount me and have his way with my poor pussy, then make him stay there until he has to pee so he can fill me with that, too. Letting his cum and piss mix in my pussy so I’m full of all kinds of doggy warmth ❤️

Then he can lick me clean while everything leaks out of my ruined boycunt

Minors DNI, I will report you

[prettyboyrxpist]

T has kept my little brother diabolically horny. Usually the solution is simple. I breed him until he's cum so many times he cant even remember where he is. Lately hes been needier tho and sometimes i make him cum dozens of times in a night but his throbbing little cunt is still hungry, and no matter how many times i make him cum he still felt like he needed more.

So I talk him into taking our dog's knot.

"Its not like it'll be dangerous"

"Look how hard and excited he is! Dont you wanna help him?"

"I bet youll cum so fucking hard on this part."

Until he's pinned under a panting mutt

making his cunt squelch and leak dirty dog cum

[sleepy--kitty--drafts]

Presenting myself for the family dog, letting him get close enough to sniff at my cunt, shivering at his cold and wet nose. And then he's licking into me, tongue rubbing over my clit and hole until it slips in, leaving me shaking just from the pleasure of that alone. Licking again and again until I'm wet with both spit and slick.

I can't hold back the whine as he leaves, only to mount me a moment later, claws digging into me as he pushes his dick in with a single stride, stretching me open around his doggy dick. He fucks me while I'm powerless to do anything else, forced to take him over and over again.

I cum for the first time when I feel it, his knot pounding against my hole, stretching it more and more with each thrust until finally, it pops in. He whines when he can't pull it out again, rutting into me as he comes and fills me with watery dog cum. I cum again to the feeling of his seed pouring into me, filling me so completely and knowing I'll never be satisfied with anything else.

[contentwarningforeverything]

First: force me to hold my mouth open while the dog licks into it. Hold my jaw so tight and keep a fist in my hair so I have no choice. Its breath is hot and musky in my mouth, its tongue eager and bizarre. I’m already crying from the humiliation, trying desperately to pull away. Neither you or the dog cares.

Second: lay me down and make me keep my legs spread. Tie me up if you have to but I’ll sob more if you force me to hold them apart myself. Let the dog lap at my exposed cunt, over and over, its long thin tongue touching me in ways I’ve never been touched before. Sometimes it will use a little of its teeth, too excited by my taste to be gentle. Spread my lips so it has access to my clitty. Make me stay there until I cum, shuddering and shaking my head, trying to deny it. No doubt the rush of wetness will only make the dog want more, lick deeper, make me cum over and over while I’m still trying to pretend it’s not happening.

Third: force me onto my hands and knees. I’ll try to struggle because I know exactly what’s next, but I’ll be trembling too much to be effective. Threaten to put it in my ass if I don’t stay still. Let the dog sniff at me for a bit. You know it’ll get the hint, too. Cheer when it mounts me, its big paws scratching at my sides, its slobber dripping onto my back, its growl and occasional barks loud and making me flinch. Make me look at you when it gets inside of me. Make me acknowledge it straight on, saying things like “I’m getting fucked by a dog” over and over. Make me thank you for letting it fuck me. When I cum, make me scream I’m coming on a dog’s knot loud enough the neighbors may hear, and then make fun of me for being such an obvious disgusting whore.

Fourth: Put a doggy bowl under me when the dog finally slips out to catch all the cum. Finger me aggressively to make me cum and force the rest out. Make me suck on your fingers and then shove my face in the bowl so the dog cum gets all over my face and in my hair. Make me lap up the rest of it as it mixes with my tears and cum. Make me admit I loved feeling its knot pulsing in me while I hold a vibe on my abused cunt and cum again.

Fifth: force me to kiss the dog again so it knows how grateful I am. Make me stick my tongue out and lap up its drool. Make me let it lick deep in my mouth, almost triggering my gag reflex.

Sixth: force me to lay down with my legs apart. Watch my eyes widen in fear when I realize you’re starting all over again…

[rapemepleasedaddy5]

I want to be getting fucked in the ass while sitting in a new fuck buddy’s lap. He straps my legs over the outside of his and restraints my arms. He adds a blindfold, earplugs, and clamps a pig nose over mine so I can’t smell. He starts rubbing some paste-like substance all over my pussy and even press some of it into my wet cunt. I grind ass on his cock so turned on by the sensory deprivation.

He removes my earplugs first, then the blindfold. I don’t have time to look at my pussy before he pulls a string jerryrigged to open my bedroom door - letting my dog in the bedroom. He pounced up on the bed and starts licking my peanut-butter covered pussy.

I start flailing, well the most I can flail in my restraints, and telling him to stop it, that’s disgusting, I don’t want my dog to eat my pussy. The look of panic on my face, the movement of his cock in my ass while I freak out, and the few stray licks to his balls causes him to explode in my ass.

As he starts to harden again in my hole and I cum from my dog’s tongue, he asks me if I knew how he knew I wanted what just happened. I shake my head no and he pulls up his phone, open to my tumblr account. He adds a glob of PB to my cunt and pulls up my text post hashtag. He makes me read each post out loud while he tells me how fucking disgusting I am.

[dolldefiler-deactivated20240923]

quite not sober atm and all i can think abt is fucking, truly an issue bc i keep reverting back to your post, any solutions sir?

Well... you could eat some dinner, tuck yourself into bed, and pop on a show.

Orr... you could sit there and spread your legs. You could slide your fingers down between your lewd thighs to that hot, wet, little fuckbox of yours. You could touch yourself to the thought of me sitting next to you, making you drink more. My arm, heavy around your shoulders while I tip the contents of another can into your mouth, again and again until you're a properly drunken, sloppy mess. The world would spin for you, but you'd still hear my voice, whispering in your ears.

"I have you right where I want you, you drunken little fucktoy."

You'd feel my hands wander your weak, vulnerable body, groping you, fondling you, touching you like the needy set of holes you are. My disgusting set of holes to abuse. To break in. To fuck. Are you still touching yourself? Good. Because I'm sure you know what happens next. I'm sure you know that I'd tear off your shorts or skirt, and then your panties. You know I'd tease your wet cunt with a finger, mocking you for being such a filthy perv, even when you're drunk.

You'd feel my cock brush against your folds, settling between your lips. Would you moan for me to stop, pathetically trying to push me off? Or would you just give in. Would you let the alcohol ease your pain while I tear away your humanity, stroke by stroke? Would your little slit handle my violent, abusive cock inside you? Hurting you while your world spins and shatters all at once?

Some girls cry when they're drunk. Would you? Would you cry for me while I rape your tight little fuckholes? I'd cum so much harder if you do. Not that you'd feel it. I'd make sure you're so fucked up, you can barely stay awake. It'd be like a bad, drunken nightmare.

So which will it be? Netflix in bed or being raped into your mattress?

(Okay, done for the night. Though... maybe, I'll drop a few anon asks...)

[oh-look-at-her]

Wouldn't it be so nice to imagine me just sleeping in your bed? So peaceful, so pretty. Dreaming of the most disgusting shit you could imagine.

You'd feel my warm body lying next you, all vulnerable in my unconscious state. My soft skin just screaming out for you to touch it.

Come on, it's okay. I told you you're allowed to. Besides, I'm lying right there. All on display for you. It's not your fault that I decided to sleep in nothing but my underwear. I'm basically asking for it.

I move in my sleep and my ass grazes you just right. There's no way that wasn't on purpose, right? It'd be a shame if you didn't give me what I was so obviously asking for.

You turn me onto my back, me still completely oblivious of your cock growing harder by the second. You're kneeling over me now, admiring the way my nipples are hardening and my legs are slightly opened in front of you.

You push my panties to the side to reveal my pretty cunt, just waiting to be filled. It's so lonely, isn't it? The filthy dreams I've been having all night have certainly helped to work up my swollen clit and my pretty hole.

You tease my cunt, dragging the tip of your cock through my folds. I squirm a bit and I'm starting to wake up a bit. You notice and tell me it's just a dream. It's all just happening in my head. My dumb little brain is soothed by the words and goes right back to sleep.

Your precum is mixing with my arousal as you spread the tip of your dick over my folds, leaving my pussy bare and glistening just for you. You start to push in slowly and I squirm again. It just feels so good, baby.

You finally bottom out and I whimper in my sleep. You start slowly dragging your cock through the walls of my desperate cunt. God, it feels so good, doesn't it? Aren't you glad you're using me while I can't fight back or say no?

It feels too good and you start setting a brutal pace, thrusting into me and chasing your high. The tip of your cock hits my cervix and my eyes slowly start to open. I'm met with the sight of you fucking me. In my surprise, my pussy subconsciously tightens around you.

You groan and I start to struggle against you, though I can't hold in the soft whimpers of pleasure you're secreting from me. My nails scratch your chest and pull your hair in an effort to try to get you to stop, but it's no use.

My struggling turns you on to an insane degree, the pain of the hair pulling and the scratching combined with the warm feeling of my cunt around you pushing you over the edge. You cum inside me, breeding my hole and keeping it plugged up with your cum.

You apologize repeatedly now.

"I'm sorry baby, I had to."

"You just looked so good."

"Wanna put a baby inside you."

"Please, you're just so pretty."

"I couldn't help myself when you were asking for it."

"You just feel so good."

In the end, you make me watch back how you abused me in my sleep on the camera you had coincidentally set up at the foot of the bed

Wouldn't that be so nice to imagine~~~~

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if this gets more than 200 notes, I'll reveal my depraved likes to all of you🥰🫶

[dolldefiler-deactivated20240923]

[Saw a cool idea from @sluttibunnii so I had to deviously nab that for myself to claim hegemony over tumblr’s kink space. Ah shit, I’ve leaked my secret plan. Bollocks.]

C/W: Rape

I wonder why you’d ever feel safe wandering down that lonely, desolate road in the middle of the night. I would hear you first, the soft, slow clicking of heels on cobbled streets. Then I would see you. In the silence, you would hear it. You would feel it.

The soft rustle of my clothes. The cold metal pressed against the side of your head.

Your heart would leap. “Shhh,” you’d hear, before I beckon you deeper into my little dark alleyway. You silly, silly, little girl. Didn’t your mother ever tell you? If a man with a gun shoots you, he wants you dead. If he uses it to lure you somewhere else… 

He wants to break your nasty, slutty set of rapeholes.

I’d lure your naive, terrified ass deeper into the darkness. In the shadows, I’d push you against the wall and quickly tear off your leggings. I’d press the cold barrel against your temple and spit furious orders into your ears. Start smiling. Stop crying. Moan for me. Twerk your fat fucking ass on your rapist’s cock. Do it or I’d blow your fucking brains out right here.

I’d brutally rail your holes against the wet, drippy sewage pipes of some old building. I’d pull out your tits, and roughly molest them, squeezing them just to hear your groan in pain through that hollow smile of yours. Fuck, looking into your teary, traumatised eyes while you pathetically attempt a smile would make my dick pulse so fucking hard. Look at me, you dumb cunt. Smile at me. Your rapist. Your world.

I’d push the barrel of my gun into your mouth and command you to make me cum. Squeeze your cunt on my cock or I’d break in your ass. Jiggle that fat ass against me or I’d litter it with bruises. Lick the barrel of my gun as if it were a cock or I’d skullfuck you once I was done with your asshole. All while I’d spit globs of gross, smelly saliva into your face.

My balls would fucking churn and you’d feel it, desperately trying to jerk my cock off with your holes to save your life. You’d become an obscene, depraved whore to save your life. Just to feel my cum deep inside your fertile, fuckdoll body.

You’d collapse on the floor, drained of your energy, having escaped with your life. My sticky cum would leak out of your broken cunt. Pathetic little bitch. I’d point the gun straight at your face. Frozen in fear, you’d watch as I pull the trigger.

Click.

The gun was empty.

[uncannyspectrum]

you don't know where you are.

but when you wake up and open your eyes, the tentacle monster is fully pumping your hole with cum as the rest of them are wrapped tight around you, your moans are muffled by the thick tip of another appendage inside your mouth, making you suck it, your arms are raised and more tentacles are locked around your wrists.

you look down.

there's so much cum that it started to slide down your thighs from your hole and onto the floor, your legs start to shake and you try to move them to free yourself from the tight grip the appendages have on you but that only works in advantage of the monster, who in response to you grinding against its biggest member thickens and shoots even more cum inside you.

the air starts to smell delicious and you close your eyes and relax your body completely, the sound of the tentacle going in and out of your hole the last thing you hear.

day after day, you walk naked to find your way towards the monster, the cum making you more addicted the more you're filled with it.

[dolldefiler-deactivated20240923]

[Inspired by a post I saw floating around]

It’d be utterly cruel to strip away a woman’s identity until she’s just a sex toy, wouldn’t it? I’d replace her clothes with sluttier and sluttier lingerie, objectifying her fuckdoll body in any way possible. As she’d drink her coffee in the morning, I’d stand in front of her, stroking my pulsing cock. I’d pour my thick, creamy load into her coffee, before kissing her forehead and making my own cup. I’d walk over her boundaries, groping her, slapping her ass, pinching her nipples, everytime I pass by her. I’d harass her endlessly until she simply accepts it as a standard part of life.

I’d set her plate on the floor and snap a collar around her neck, telling my little bitch to eat up. If she’s slow or is indignant, I’d kneel down and spray another load of white sauce onto her plate. I’d force her head down and have her eat it off her plate, like the sub-human animal she is. I’d throw things at her and around her before telling her to clean after herself. Her mess is her mess. My mess is her mess. 

She might snap at some point. She’d raise her voice, and I’d simply molest her lewd tits, stripping off her clothes. She’d ask me to stop. I’d spit in her face. She’d demand I stop. I’d lower her to her knees and shut the inferior fuckmutt up by pounding her stupid little face with my dick. She can argue all she wants while my hairy balls slap against her chin and my dick chokes her out.

And at night, when she finally thinks she has a break from her torment, she’d wake up to the feeling of a cock in her asshole. She’d feel warm fluids leaking around her and my arm wrapped around her neck. Not viscous enough to be cum. Piss. I’d piss in her asshole as she sleeps. Why would I bother going to the bathroom when there’s a urinal sleeping next to me? I’d jack off in her asshole and slide myself into her cunt only to breed the sex toy with my icky, misogynistic jizz.