Hail Sabin

Nihilistic professional wrestler. And contrary to popular belief, I really don't like Alex Shelley. Roleplaying blog, bruh.

[murdercitynibas]

IT’S LIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ilikegazelles]

I want to raise an army of cats and train them to attack people I don’t like. The dream, man.

[murdercitynibas]

CAT. ARMY.

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR YEARS.

mainly towards your husband but that’s irrelevant right now.

I wish you luck, though! Hopefully your attempts go better than mine.

[firefliesanddoublestomps-blog]

nearly choked to death on a taco and no one helped 

bitches ain’t loyal

i’ll remember this

[murdercitynibas]

if you didn’t try to inhale it all at once you wouldn’t have this issue

but i’m glad you’re ok

dunno what i’d do without you or something

[murdercitynibas]

*ahem*

@ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles

YOU

ARE

A

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH :)

[ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles-blog]

IT’S BEEN TOO LONG, YOU STUPID FUCK. FIGHT ME. ❤️

You’re invited to my New Years Eve party if you kiss my ass when the clock strikes midnight. :-)

[murdercitynibas]

LET’S NOT GO THAT LONG WITHOUT INTERACTION EVER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

....see I’d do that but the thing is I’d rather wrap my dick around a cactus a hundred times so there’s that.

[murdercitynibas]

*ahem*

@ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles

YOU

ARE

A

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH :)

[murdercitynibas]

Well shit, happy birthday, dude!

You're one of the few I don't stare at  in complete annoyance/judgement.

Actually you don't annoy me at all so y'know. You're a good kid with your head on straight and have so many great things ahead of you. I know this, I'm psychic.

Shh.

[murdercitynibas]

Or nah.

[murdercitynibas]

Everytime I come on here I say/think rude stuff.

I should look myself over.

[takenonamesjustfaces-blog]

Also long time no see bitchessss!!!!!

[murdercitynibas]

No one missed you.

[murdercitynibas]

We thought you fell in a hole.

[murdercitynibas]

And took Ken with you.

[takenonamesjustfaces-blog]

Also long time no see bitchessss!!!!!

[murdercitynibas]

No one missed you.

[murdercitynibas]

We thought you fell in a hole.

[takenonamesjustfaces-blog]

Also long time no see bitchessss!!!!!

[murdercitynibas]

No one missed you.

[murdercitynibas]

......happy birthday, theswaggiestplayer

[murdercitynibas]

And say happy birthday.

[murdercitynibas]

Just make sure you kick him.

[murdercitynibas]

Or you can tell him happy birthday first, THEN kick him in the knee.

[murdercitynibas]

Then say happy birthday afterwards.

[murdercitynibas]

Hey guys if you see theswaggiestplayer today make sure you kick him in the knee.