make it a hashtag

matt / 30 / bottom / defense attorney

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i need a spa break. can someone please dunk me in a vat of acid so i don't have to hear or know anyone for 24 hours

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Hey king, got any wise words of advice?

Also, love the katana <3

eat dick, fuck god, and above all else, give in to your desires <3

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Mister Murdock what are your recommendations if I want to make everyone in my life miserable?

Simple! Negg them, psychologically torment them, and study Colin Robinson from what we do in the shadows. Some mild on the side 'murder' of their family members or loved ones might also help 👍 good luck!

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Anyways. New Era, New me, and here's my suggestion for you all: scam nft creators and reap the benefits of their stolen money. Adieu

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You want to 'eat slay love' all the girlie pops but the second I make my comeback there's crickets? Tsk Tsk

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okay girls, get your uwu’s out... 

[id: matt murdock uwu’ing]

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you’re really going to be 30 whole years old and still wear a mask to patrol the streets of new york city…….. lol

[moonknight-suggestions]

:/

[murderdocksuggestions]

🤭

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bitches will tell you you smell like shit and then kiss you in a prison cell

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you’re really going to be 30 whole years old and still wear a mask to patrol the streets of new york city........ lol

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Also im back. Sorry I was in krakoa drinking margaritas with magneto. Back to business though

[midnightsons1992]

damn why would magneto hang out with y

[murderdocksuggestions]

Oh it was for his fanclub

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So what are you wearing?

oh just a slutty little red number, wyd

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Also im back. Sorry I was in krakoa drinking margaritas with magneto. Back to business though

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It's virgo season..... Time to get real cunty about it

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[id: Matt Murdock looking back towards the viewer with a frown that looks like an upside down cat mouth]

The look I give when I want food, cuddles, or sex

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Despite all the odds I'm still here, slutting it up, and you can't defeat me

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vagina

it’s vegemite, actually. vagina’s number 3.

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is the second favorite food vore?

what’s ‘vore?’