archived.

time retire this hellish place and start a new one lmao

[murkydeaths]

i keep forgetting that i wanted to remake this blog lololol. i’ll leave it up as an archive but my new personal is :D

[jetix]

Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

how am i supposed to use any other social media site. which other site has a userbase so commited to the bit that a nonexistent movie can trend at no1

[radiofreederry]

Did you see the musk breeding kink article

Yo no hablo ingles

[pukicho]

Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!

[parisbian]

i think it’s a shame that so many people speak perfect english just from the internet/tv and get no real recognition for it. there’s this horrible assumption that being fluent in english is just a given (propaganda from americans in cargo shorts i believe) and english is brushed off as an “easy” language. that isn’t the case at all and if you’ve learned english that’s amazing and im honestly in awe. i hate that people achieve so much to reach the minimum expectation, and then english speakers will pat themselves on the back for being able to count to 10 in french

[werm-whole-skwerm]

Wish I could say I'm surprised

[the-waddling-penguins]

[assiraphales]

jack black continues to be THAT bitch 

[twinklecupcake]

“Do you yield?”

“I do not.” oh I felt Jack Black in that line.

[streetkit]

They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy

[spamton]

[italofobia]

he didnt even try. like jack black actually made his voice fit bowser you almost can't tell its him and then you have mario whos like "hey in case you forgot i am voiced by chris pratt who didnt even fucking try and i will talk like this for two hours"

[call-me-noa]

How did they make Bowser look so much like Jack Black without actually making him look like Jack Black

[natti-ice-deactivated20221207]

Fuck😭

[cappocat]

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

[headcanonsandmore]

This is gonna be rough. 

[headcanonsandmore]

#on top of the jokes i am sorry to the people of england for all the bullshit about to happen#an extravagant funeral and crowning in the middle of a economic crisis

Thanks, mate. Although it’s not just England that has to put up with this; the rest of the UK has to as well. As much as I wish us celts could just avoid the whole thing.