Simon/Cappo

He/him. Im 20 now I haven’t touched this account in three years but I’m back

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[luxiomahariel]

[karsyntries]

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

Hope he sees it 🥺

[therealjacksepticeye]

[brucesterling]

[rottingappleheart]

My captain told me the blood ocean keeps eating her convicts. So I asked her how many convicts she had and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterward so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and she started crying

[spinji]

This is why I love indie productions so much.

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[pepperstreak]

Damn good movie

Edit: absolutely adoring the people tagging the ones they went to go see this with like "we did exactly this"

[areggos-art-dump]

hearts day kiss~

[powerfulwizard]

Gamer guy: isn’t it weird that the richer a video game company gets the lower quality their products become? Like, every studio that made good high quality games when they were small now makes shitty boring soulless games only made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? I think feminism is causing this.

[thetvar]

Cicero ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

some variations below ⬇ ⬇ ⬇

[satasra]

a side affect of testosterone i've noticed is persistent dreams of tall figure with a golden mask leading you among the dead as through a wedding celebration

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[atlasthesketcher]

He just wants a hug, come oooon, hes so lonely

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

[feyspeaker]

Poor Cicero! print club exclusive for April, Dark Brotherhood themed! link to join before 4/30

[great-and-small]

The group chat officially deemed me an “eccentric” just because I’m doing an Argonian ichthyologist play-through of Skyrim rn where my character is writing a thesis on Cyrodilic Spadetails and I shared the character’s hypothetical research folder that I created to help with my immersion in the role.

Like sorry I take the RP in RPG seriously but how else would I get into the headspace of a character who is only slaying dragons to sell their bones and fund research that will hopefully be published in the Tamriel Journal of Limnetic Science??