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I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

luxiomahariel

karsyntries

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

Hope he sees it 🥺

therealjacksepticeye

brucesterling

rottingappleheart

My captain told me the blood ocean keeps eating her convicts. So I asked her how many convicts she had and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterward so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and she started crying

spinji

This is why I love indie productions so much.

natalieironside

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

pepperstreak

Damn good movie

Edit: absolutely adoring the people tagging the ones they went to go see this with like "we did exactly this"

areggos-art-dump

hearts day kiss~

powerfulwizard

Gamer guy: isn’t it weird that the richer a video game company gets the lower quality their products become? Like, every studio that made good high quality games when they were small now makes shitty boring soulless games only made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? I think feminism is causing this.

thetvar

Cicero ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

some variations below ⬇ ⬇ ⬇

satasra

a side affect of testosterone i've noticed is persistent dreams of tall figure with a golden mask leading you among the dead as through a wedding celebration