One fishy bastard

Truth be told, I am not actually a murloc. The guy who does Umamusume write-ups. Dabbling in Monster Hunter as well.

[differenttriumphdragon]

"We will get lunch together and she will WATCH."

[murmarine]

Shakudoto with Opera in the cuck chair.

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

The Mejiros and their love interests are so awesome to me because NONE of the love interests are like. who you’d expect the rich classy prim and proper girls to be with. Looking at all of them individually you could assume their date is the outcast at the family function if you didn’t know all of them were like that

Who’s with McQueen, the perfect Mejiro, the epitome of grace? Her rival is the cocky, attention seeking brat of a racer who cleans up pretty well in a tux but will complain about it the entire time. The girl whos obsessed with her likes to swap out sea urchin spins with chestnut shells and regularly kidnaps people to go on marine adventures

What about Dober, the cool and strong hearted girl with a hidden artistic side? Well you see, there’s this himejoshi who loves umamusume more than anything in the world and has a passion for rpf who keysmashes verbally in conversation

How about Ardan, the kind and classy gentlelady with a frail constitution and a powerful will? Well her roommate is this dog coded airhead who collects stickers and likes making up sayings that don’t really make sense to anyone but her and she cannot pick up on subtext to save her life

Well what about Ryan? Her working class roommate who’s seen as an older sister by about seventy percent of the school and is actively juggling like six part time jobs

Palmer? Zoomer best friend with skibidi lingo who likes to dj and is pining endlessly over another rich girl

Bright? She’s mostly doing her own thing tbh

And Ramonu, the first ever triple tiara winner, the mysterious and aloof beauty, the Mejiro all others look up to as an ideal noblelady?

Well she likes racing mostly

[murmarine]

Consider this. Bright having a one-sided crush on Special Week as well.

So, while Suzuka and Spe turns from one-sided to eventual mutual respect and admiration, Bright is left yearning post-tenno sho. Sure she might be slower to pick up on it, maybe she'd naturally seek out Special Week during lunch, chat with her more often, go model shopping together or some such.

But then she'd see Suzuka and Spe getting along awfully well after a while and get this pang of yearning out of nowhere. Like, 'if only I was a bit faster to act on it' type of feeling, y'know?

[ditto-2713]

i love my autistic gay horses that wont come home and were sired by brians time and kind of look like the uma version of >:|

[murmarine]

All of them are a variation of >:I , >:) or :D

[get-groovei]

copano rickey is kind of inverse twin turbo

thought i had when i was thinking of being dramatic and saying i was devoting myself to rickeyposting and would never make another teiguru post again, and i didn't know if there would even be room for turbo posts under rickey's regime (i already don't turbopost enough)

[murmarine]

Rickey telling Turbo on which days should she race depending on Feng Shui nonsense with the length, location, and orientation of the track, so Turbo can go full throttle and have a good chance of winning.

Turbo would also share her stuffie with Rickey, and that is an incredible privilege.

[majuniors]

[murmarine]

Leave it to a mediocre dude to tell an athlete fresh off her career swimming in fans and sponsorship deals to go to the kitchen.

These guys are unreal.

[rafflesiasreignited]

The webpage for the "Uma no Kokoro" display on the Kentucky Horse Park website is so fucking funny

Wow look at the expansive culture of horses in japan!

And their horses are prevalent on the world stage today!

Oh man their use in the military must have been - hey what's that down there

[murmarine]

The sounds of war, horrible atrocities, humanity at its worst possible state

Make Debut! slowly fades in

[queenbutterfly276]

I HAVE to tell you about Marche Lorraine. Look at this Honse. She's the definition of Awesome Sauce. She is a Honse... with a HAND PUPPET!!! SUPER AWESOME-TACULAR!!!!!

omg cuuuute

does she do some ventriloquism?

[murmarine]

Indeed she does! Marche is very shy, going on nigh-nonverbal. She uses the puppet to communicate most of the time, putting on a cutesy voice and speaking in third person.

She usually talks to people she trusts explicitly (that being her best friend Loves Only You), but we can't really say more since she isn't a playable character yet, and has very little screen time otherwise.

She is a certified cutie-patootie though.

[noxnachash]

Funny how a game known as lesbian/gay horse game, that literally has a wheelchair user Uma that runs with a Robot, that has a lot about women empowerment and a lot of beautiful messages started to be called "woke" because.... *Checks notes* on the JP version, there are now characters with braids and dark skin...? Wait... What the fuck? Is that right? Nah, bro, racism genuinely doesn't make sense, we genuinely should burn those people, the black NPCs are just so cute to be hated

[murmarine]

You see woke is when things happen I don't like. My largest issue with the BC mobs is that their models look kinda weird in comparison cause they just.. turned the saturation down on them, I guess? Otherwise perfectly fine.

Also that one girl's rows are weird looking but that is the least of the problems.

[nefertemart]

[murmarine]

And Fate is just World of Darkness for weebs who didn't embrace LARPing yet. There is layers to this, folks.

[ohrozen]

Have another meme I made as part of my "Jason's favorite Uma is Curren Chan" propaganda, which was inspired by a similar edit I saw where he hands the viewer a My Melody plush

[murmarine]

Honestly yeah, if any of the BatKids would like the nutty social media influencer girlie, it would be Jason. Doesn't fit like a glove, per say, but he'd like the little freak, I think.

[sadsapphiccowboy]

I made this little area for all my umas

[murmarine]

Uma segregation wasn't on my list of things for today.

[rubydoobie-doo]

Shakafai has overtaken Vodsca as the ultimate butch bottom x femme top yuri ship due to Fine Motion not playing any of those fucking games and making it very clear she’s gonna pin Air Shakur to any flat surface she can find

[murmarine]

Just to further hammer my point across

Fine isn't fucking playing around.

[rubydoobie-doo]

Shakafai has overtaken Vodsca as the ultimate butch bottom x femme top yuri ship due to Fine Motion not playing any of those fucking games and making it very clear she’s gonna pin Air Shakur to any flat surface she can find

[murmarine]

It isn't your usual yearning with these two like Vodsca, nah these girls are capital letter GAY.

[cicadadust]

Shinko Windy #67 😛

- Im so sorry, please forgive me. I realized today was the only day I could do something so stupid.

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[murmarine]

Sorry Windy, we need to send you to the horse obliterator now.

[admire-vega]

They do this shit for sport

[murmarine]

Their signature skills play in the same garden at different times of day for crying out loud. Implication? Subtext? This shit is just text at this point.

[beehunterkisser]

why doesn't the big uma just eat the little uma

[murmarine]

BECAUSE SHE IS HER LITTLE FRIEND AND THEY LIKE TO PLAY PRETEND TOKUSATSU TOGETHER!

[theemeraldlunast75]

i made a wonderful discovery today.

there is an umamusume comic maker.

i made this btw.

[murmarine]