Texts From My BFFs

Obvs.

[museofcharon]

Thundercats HOOOO to Winterfell! #textsfrommybff why I can't buy Bacardi 151 or have nice things.

[museofcharon]

When my #bff is asked for pics by a dude, this is my suggestion.... #textsfrommybff

[museofcharon]

Kids DO need to arrange their growth spurts with paydays a little bit better. Children are so inconsiderate.

#toddlerlife #overlord

[shencomix]

Goal achieved.

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[museofcharon]

Yahhhhhhh! Effff youuuuuu liiiife.

[museofcharon]

#textsfrommybff #peppermintbitch

[museofcharon]

My BFF is awesome cuz she sends me nerdy links. She's my soulmate.

[museofcharon]

Bffs talk this sort of shit. We share our deepest secrets, like what celebrity we nerd out over in our respective fandoms, and what sex acts we'd put them through.

[museofcharon]

[museofcharon]

[museofcharon]

I take up significantly less land mass, now, so that's economical of me.

Me, on losing weight

[museofcharon]

Josh eating

J: (eating a bacon, beef, and ham monster burger from swan inn) If I found a band aid in this I would eat around it.

Me: eww.

J: it's that good.

[museofcharon]

My dad. He doesn't get my literary jokes but appreciates my willingness to share the $3 I have until payday.

[museofcharon]

Smrt

J: you're the smartestest, most businessest and should be 100%, if not 100% sure they'll hire you.

B: this is my favorite day ever.

J: point is, you're smart!

[museofcharon]

It's legal, it's my prescription, don't judge.

[museofcharon]

Toddlers are fucking assholes.

[museofcharon]

Force choke those bastards

[museofcharon]

Loved to death. #textsfrommybff