Mayumi Matsushita was absolutely bewildered when a red, white, and blue human rocket shot past her, flying from the hallways of her home towards the door.
"Ota!? Where are you-"
"Sorry, mom. Not right now! I've got an emergency that I need to take care of ASAP!!!" And with that, Ota Matsushita ran out of the house.
It wasn't just any run of the mill emergency. It was a code red emergency... the world as he knew it was in danger of ending. And he'll be damned if he allows that to happen under his watch. His legs moved forward quickly with purpose.
Ota's destination? Lemniscate. The sacred holy grounds of his Goddess Tesa. AKA the most beautiful, most kindest, and most lovely idol known as A-set.
The world ending threat? Some upstart idol. Man idol.
His unforgiveable crime? Showing up on the same cooking variety show as A-set for an episode.
You would think it's not a big deal. It's not uncommon for idols to work together on something, after all. But the internet thought otherwise, and was abuzz with all kinds of crazy rumors when the episode aired. Like how they had so much chemistry on screen together and isn't that oh so suspicious. But today the blasphemy ends (Tesa's only love is singing and dancing btw), for her strongest soldier is here to set the record straight...!
When Ota entered the Lemniscate building, he quickly nodded a hello to the receptionist before heading over to his usual spot. He dropped his bag on the sofa, booted up his trusty laptop, and cracked his knuckles.
Time to research the enemy.
A-set. Cooking Idol Ai Showdown! Collab. And... search.
":...F/ACE?" What kind of tryhard name is that!?
Oh, that was just the group name. His actual name was Tamon. Meh. Tamonada, Tamodonna, Blah-mon... whatever. Yeah, he looks like he could be an idol, but looks aren't everything!!!
Let's see... he's 18 years old.
Damn, this kid is still is in high school and he's working a successful career too!? Disgusting. What a tryhard. Never mind that Tesa is the same age.
He's 178cm...? Hah! He wasn't even 183 cm! What a midget. Never mind that he, himself, is 133 cm
And... he was a flirty playboy!? Okay, that's it! He's trash. Utter trash.
Ota made up his mind. He was going to use his sock puppet army to flood away all the comments about this Ta-mid guy. He logged into several of his To-witter accounts, pulled up the official accounts of Tamanara, F/ACE, the variety show, and started spamming away.
First up, was his main puppet account, Optical Protein fiber. [You're blind if you think those two have any chemistry together. Maybe they do as siblings... just look at their hair colors LOL]
Next up, was his 2nd account, Pongo Ponko.
[This Tamonkey guy thinks he's hot shit but he's soooo fake. I mean, just look at that hair color!]
Hah! Tamonkey! Good one, Ota Matsushita, you literary genius. He made sure to @ Tamonada's twitter account at the end of that tweet.
Finally, his 3rd account, Ketone_Grade. [This guy's nothing special... he's just some pennies on A-set's bank statements LOL One little name among many in the ending credits (that no one reads btw) LOLOL]
Heh... The heat from these flames were pretty spicy this time. Ota smirked. This was some of his best work yet. He popped open a soda can and sat back in his chair.
Tamon's secret A-set? More like Tamon's final regret! You bet!
