The Queer Autistic Agenda

They/Them // pfp by @pepperjackets // previously mymindsastorm // https://ko-fi.com/mushroompoet

[mushroompoet]

Side Blog!

Dimension 20 - @shrimp-and-crab-activities

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[cowboyhatesithere]

the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[pansyfemme]

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

[pansyfemme]

accidently scared an old man today because i was in the men’s restroom washing my hands and he came in and saw me from the back and saw my long hair and women’s clothing and he jumped a little and started to rush out the door before he saw my face in the mirror and saw my beard and then sighed with relief. like dude its ok you’re not in the women’s room im just a faggot

[ampersketch-art]

CHATGPT IS NOT A SEARCH ENGINE

CHATGPT IS NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION

CHATGPT IS NOT STUDY NOTES

CHATGPT IS NOT A WRITING TOOL

CHATGPT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

[funky-lettuce]

do you ever just wake up, open tumblr and—

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hey why the fuck are you juggling on • my post you’re interr•upting my —

DUDE YOUR BALLS ARE ALL OVER MY POST

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[duolc123125]

Just a reminder, when you misgender a trans person who has done something wrong then your're showing other trans people that your support and respect of them is conditional on them staying 'good' which is in no way a positive thing

[slowspinningredemption]

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

[slowspinningredemption]

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

[slowspinningredemption]

[slowspinningredemption]

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

[slowspinningredemption]

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

[slowspinningredemption]

i declined.

[slowspinningredemption]

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

💀💀💀💀💀

[relelvance]

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

[coughloop]

How do you think the dark empathy got in

[softichill]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

[akiragatr]

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

[heidelbro]

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

[thegrimpler]

for..........

[heidelbro]

…….teen to twenty-eight days

[ssoupcup]

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[marsup]

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive