my god he's hideous

emily || 16 || bi 💖💜💙|| french horn || talk to me about music and i'll love u forever

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love a good titty but guess what

every titty is good

[musicallybrilliant]

Friend: Do you have any music recommendations?

Me: Shostakovich

[thekuthicollective]

sexual attention from men in itself isn’t a compliment at all it can be extremely demeaning but if you’ve not experienced that type of attention before bc of the whole growing up ‘ugly’ type thing it’s like extremely flattering to be wanted in that way and I think that’s a problem for a lot of girls tbh where you know someone saying they’d fuck you ~shouldn’t~ be flattering however at the same time it’s almost as if you’d be grateful someone would and the whole concept to me is just rlly rancid n gross lol

[atomicbrawlers]

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

God gave us two titties so we could share one with a friend

[musicallybrilliant]

me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]

me: [sees cerberus]

me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup

cerberus: :D! :D! :D!

[paprika]

[renebriller]

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

[adventures-in-asexuality]

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

[renebriller]

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

[roachpatrol]

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

[ellsari]

[poor-boy-orpheus]

It really sucks how the Great Comet broadway boot got taken down. I know that video helped the show to be way more accessible to lots of people. I wish we had another link to give to people or something. Maybe something that people could watch, download, possibly re-upload again if it got taken down again. If only such a thing existed. (x)

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[the-dodo]

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

[dr-phil-my-body]

[goodnigth]

sometimes “doing your best” is being top of your class, straight As, etc. sometimes “doing your best” is just showing up to class without your homework and sleeping through half of it because that’s the best you can do. be proud of yourself either way.

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

*mario voice*: it’s a me a depression