Musicalmemesandstuff

Just ur local theatre nerd Go follow my insta (same as my tumblr)

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Hey besties! So I keep forgetting to post chapter updates of this on tumblr oops. Enjoy ch 7!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31312385/chapters/79701826

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[musicalmemesandstuff]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31312385/chapters/77863223#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yay I’m finally done with school and have more time to write things! I’d appreciate if y’all could go read this and I’m really proud of this and happy where it’s going. Thx besties!

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Next chapter of my new fic The Figure On The Floor is out!! I’m having a lot of fun writing this so I hope y’all are enjoying it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31312385/chapters/77507231#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Hi besties I’m writing an Agatha x Wanda fic so I’d really appreciate if y’all could go check it out. Feel free to leave feedback and stuff. Make sure to read the tags cuz it’s going to be very dark. Thanks guys!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31312385/chapters/77418440

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Girls gays and theys don’t want a significant other. We just want tickets to the re-openings of Broadway shows.

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Are you mentally stable or can you sing all of the parts in One Day More?

[musicalmemesandstuff]

2019 was act 1 of Into The Woods. It was pretty crazy but nothing compared to 2020.

New Years was like the song Ever After. We thought the hard part was over and it would be smooth sailing from there.

2020 is act 2 of Into The Woods where it somehow gets much worse and shit goes down.

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Most relatable lines from musicals

No I was crying - Be More Chill

Andrey’s family... totally messed up - Great Comet

Just not today - Heathers

I AM NOT GAY - Avenue Q

One more day all on my own -Les Miserables

There’s a moment you know when you’re totally fucked - Spring Awakening

But I didn’t look as good as I did in my pic - Six

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Most relatable lines from musicals

Men are fools -Hadestown

Life has killed the dream I dreamed -Les Miserables

Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day -Anastasia

Why does everything have to be so hard? -Avenue Q

Yeah that didn’t work out - Six

I hadn’t slept in a week - Hamilton

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Theatre kids as things I’ve said or seen while playing among us

“Why am I procrastinating on something that I do to have fun” - theatre kids learning their lines

They are only impostor because they play red - theatre kids when they don’t get the lead

I didn’t get impostor so I’m leaving - that one person who quits when they don’t get the part they wanted

So I was on Grindr last night... - that one person who has a million different partners during the show

YOU BITCH STOP COMING FOR ME OR I’LL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS - the overly dramatic one

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Maureen and Joanne’s relationship Marvin and Whizzer’s relationship have the same energy. Both are gay couples that hate each other and have super catchy but ridiculously hard songs to sing about how much they love but hate each other. And then at the end they make peace and get back together.

That’s it. That’s the post

You’re welcome:)

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Musicals and musical characters as things my friends have said

I just found out that’s it’s not 80 years to the year 3000

Never have I ever... eaten a lightbulb - Beetlejuice

The moment when you can’t see the math through the tears - Cady Heron from Mean Girls

Where will the Russians not look for you? IN RUSSIA! Cuz they won’t expect you to be there - Anastasia

Those tosses were pretty good

Well it wasn’t the pretty good gatsby

- Cats the Musical (cause just oof)

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Here’s a thought: Musicals but replacing a word with Karen

Karentown

Kinky Karen

Bring Karen On

Karen of the Opera

Karen Never Dies

School of Karen

Karen on This Island

The Little Karen

The Great Karen Of 1812

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Most relatable quotes from musicals

I am old, I am ugly - Stay With Me from Into The Woods

The world... I haven’t been out there in a very very long time - Candyman from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Everyone hates his parents now I see why - Falsettos

Why does everything have to be so hard? - For Now from Avenue Q

One more day all on my own - One Day More from Les Miserables

But who am I to give relationship advice? - Another Terrible Day from The Lightning Thief

[musicalmemesandstuff]

There are threetypes of theatre kids when you say Dear...

Dear Theodosia...

Or

Dear Evan Hansen we’ve been way to out of touch

Or

Dear diary...

Which kind are you?

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Musical characters as things my teachers have said

Killing your husband is the ultimate power move - The Six Merry Murderesses from Chicago

You are running out of time you need to hurry up with your writing. - Alexander Hamilton

You didn’t hear it from me but I got revenge on someone I really hated in high school and I don’t regret a thing - Janis Sarkisian from Mean Girls

I got a B.A. in English but then I wasn’t sure if I wanted to be a teacher or go into journalism - Princeton from Avenue Q

People are so stupid and are going to wind up dead. That’s what they get for not wearing masks. - Aaron Burr from Hamilton

I’m sorry but I just can’t get behind musicals. I’ve really tried they just aren’t appealing to me. - Paul from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

[musicalmemesandstuff]

Things my band director has said as different types of theatre kids

Oop I’m talking too loud - the shy theatre kid

Reset that was awful - the bossy student leader

You guys are really starting to piss me off - the director

This is what third place looks like - the one who shames people for being in the ensemble

I’m recording you - the tik toker

If I can do it so can you - the dancer who doesn’t understand that dance is hard for some people

I KNOW EVERYTHING - the hamilton stan