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@musicbybeth
Beth [TXT MSG]: YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING EXPLAINING TO DO
[TEXT] And what would that be? My fiery nymph goddess 🤔
milesmusic:
[TEXT]: ah~ laurel. We decided to make it a surprise. Why you think sully didnt come? Cause it would give it away. As for the auction i honestly forgot about signing up
beth is typing... beth is typing... beth is typing... [TXT MSG]: still not happy 😒
stillnotweaseltown:
Yeah, you’re definitely not bitter. Not at all. Brothers and boyfriends will always flake. Only trust your bitches. No one else has your back.
no shit. lesson learned.
Beth [TXT MSG]: YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING EXPLAINING TO DO
[TEXT] And what would that be? My fiery nymph goddess 🤔
[TXT MSG]: DON’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME RIGHT NOW, DOUGHBOY [TXT MSG]: YOUR SISTER!?!? THE BLONDE BROAD WITH FUCKING LEGS FOR DAYS!??! THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP [TXT MSG]: AND THE AUCTION?!?!? WHAT. THE. HELL?!?!?
Liquid courage
not-a-rudeboy-rudy:
A special tea blend from my brother. It was horrible. Really strong and bitter but he said it will ease the anxietyÂ
idiots. my brothers are all idiots. all the men in my life are idiots.
stillnotweaseltown:
Originally posted by daaveeddiggs
You sure you’re not just bitter that you got outbid by a hotter blonde?Â
me? bitter that my brother wouldn’t lend me a few thousand dollars so i could outbid some blonde who’s apparently my future sister-in-law? bitter that he was too busy flirting to stop me from getting kicked out by the stupid security?
not. at. all!
stillnotweaseltown:
He’s making these old guys buy us food first. Apparently he’s a gentleman.
ya, he got herpes from the last girl he pulled the gentleman card on. i’d steer clear of him.
musicby-johnny:
you have hot brothers <3
ugh they couldn’t keep it in their pants for one night? we’re here for charity goddammit
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!!?!!?
livedanceestefania:
He’d better bloom fast, I hear my grandma singing her Jesus song.
or he’s just an eternal chicken and it has nothing to do with puberty.
stillnotweaseltown:
Oh honey, it’s adorable you think I’ll be paying. See those guys giving me the eye the table over? They’re paying.
well played. guess i’ll catch you by the bar in a bit.
musicby-johnny:
does mr blonde hair and blue eyes have a name?
name’s jackson. how ‘bout you, gorgeous? will you be joining your friend and i for drinks?
not-a-rudeboy-rudy:
No dont worry about it. A night or two in jail will do beth some good. It will be a great story to tell at her wedding or christmas dinner next year.
good idea man. nothing more romantic than ending up in jail for fighting some chick who’s after your fiance.
livedanceestefania:
Fair is fair, but your brother is being a chicken and hiding.
like i said, he’s a late bloomer
stillnotweaseltown:
Seriously? Haven’t heard that one in a while.
hey, i believe in equality. women can buy men dinner on the first date too.
not-a-rudeboy-rudy:
It has been rather peaceful. Not thati am ever home much lately since residency started but i do miss seeing a red nose reindeerÂ
ya, at least i don’t have to strain my neck talking to the kid. but onto more entertaining matters...
this is cinema. this is real entertainment. blondie just won the bid and little lizzie looks like she’s either gonna a) tackle the broad down or b) plot a very elaborate murder.
livedanceestefania:
That boy is definitely a Halpert, but he’s also dead meat if he doesn’t come meet my grandma.
well, you met us even if rudy didn’t want it to happen, so it’s only fair that he meets your abuelaÂ
not-a-rudeboy-rudy:
Thats our sister for you. Plus if she loses her job, she can work on the vineyard with mom and dad. Im sure they’d be ecstatic to have the jumping shrimp back home.
you see, the problem with that is i don’t want her back home. it’s a lot more peaceful without her around. no offence, lizzie, if you see this.
