Estefania Rosales

Dancer and karaoke QUEEN. 5'1" of better than you. No associated with C. Cabello.

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

Liquid courage

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

I wont do that estefania. Only drunk people need to walk on a straight line with witness. 

I’m like 90% sure your brother got you drunk, so you should definitely do the straight line for me.

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

Liquid courage

Boo!!! I heard your looking for me Rosales?

@livedanceestefania

[livedanceestefania]

That worked a lot faster than I expected it to.

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

A special tea blend from my brother. It was horrible. Really strong and bitter but he said it will ease the anxiety 

[livedanceestefania]

Ima gonna need you to try to walk a straight line for me, Rude-boy.

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

Liquid courage

Boo!!! I heard your looking for me Rosales?

@livedanceestefania

[livedanceestefania]

That worked a lot faster than I expected it to.

[musicbybeth]

livedanceestefania:

He’d better bloom fast, I hear my grandma singing her Jesus song.

or he’s just an eternal chicken and it has nothing to do with puberty.

[livedanceestefania]

Yeah, well, he can’t say we didn’t give him a chance. @not-a-rudeboy-rudy IS THAT A COP I SEE? WEARING A UNIFORM? WALKING ALL BOUNCY-SEXY LIKE?

[livedanceestefania]

seths-works:

aye dios mio. does that mean we are familia?

If you’re gonna feed him lace it with arsenic.

[livedanceestefania]

seths-works:

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

I am implying that condoms are your friends

odale. are you the boy dating estefania?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[livedanceestefania]

seths-works:

i see you estefania.

I see you too, Abuelita, and you are looking beautiful and not at all like a puta. 

[livedanceestefania]

musicbybeth:

like i said, he’s a late bloomer

He’d better bloom fast, I hear my grandma singing her Jesus song.

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

What he chooses to do with his dick in his pocket is entirely up to him

If you’re implying that I look pregnant I’m pretty handy with a crowbar.

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

I am implying that condoms are your friends

[livedanceestefania]

And this club would like to meet your car. 

[livedanceestefania]

musicbybeth:

well, you met us even if rudy didn’t want it to happen, so it’s only fair that he meets your abuela 

Fair is fair, but your brother is being a chicken and hiding.

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

What he chooses to do with his dick in his pocket is entirely up to him

If you’re implying that I look pregnant I’m pretty handy with a crowbar.

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

Ahhh you caught me. No really though You were meant to see them baby girl

Fanny can’t come to the phone right now, she’s too busy yelling at random washrooms until your brother shows up.

[musicbybeth]

livedanceestefania:

Oh, he’s definitely already offered that costume up. 

that sly dog. guess he is a halpert. we already gave him the talk when he was nine, so you kids knock yourselves out.

[livedanceestefania]

That boy is definitely a Halpert, but he’s also dead meat if he doesn’t come meet my grandma.

[livedanceestefania]

musicbybeth:

hey, not judging. everyone has their kink. my brother probably still has his cop costume from junior high if you’re into that.

Oh, he’s definitely already offered that costume up. 

[not-a-rudeboy-rudy]

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

I will pass the message along to your boyfriend once he comes out from hidig. Fanny. I can call you fanny right? Estefania is a mouthful and fanny is a cute name for a cute girl. Though i must say i dont know what you see in our little brother. Hes not even at a full Halpert potential yet

If you pass the message along and get him out of hiding, you can call me whatever the heck you want, but everyone calls me Fanny. And I am seeing all the Halpert potential. Your parents obviously did some weird ass witchy voodoo to have so many good looking kids.

[livedanceestefania]

not-a-rudeboy-rudy:

Yes many great things indeed.

You know I can see your tags, right?

[livedanceestefania]

musicbybeth:

fanny, our little rudolph’s cop-climbing girlfriend right? heard a lot of great things about you.

Yah boy, I’m Fanny. And it happened once. It’s not like I see a cop and go “WOW, IMA CLIMB THAT FINE PIECE OF MAN.” Sober anyway Believe the good things, though. Those are definitely true.