Music's Kept Me Alive So Far @musickeepsmebreathing666 - Tumblr Blog

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I don’t think you have a clue what’s like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy, to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.

DONNIE DARKO 2001 – Richard Kelly

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“Every year thousands of artists get involved with Inkoctober, where for 31 days of October you ink a drawing each day. I decided to go off the usual prompt and focus on mental illnesses and disorders” ½

- Shawn Coss

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"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

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Young Frankenstein (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

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2020 in one film clip.

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When someone points out that a behavior of mine is unhealthy:

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My friend just messaged me and I'm dying...

Lemme start off by saying she's the kind of person you think has lost your number, or changed numbers, because you haven't talked in literally years but all of the sudden they're like "hey".

So... we're just gonna call her A for this but anyway after the pleasantries are over and done with...

A: so do you remember Mr. Lawrence in 12th grade?

Me: our econ teacher? Yeah, why?

A: well, I was thinking about you and then I remembered that time you fell asleep in class.

Me: ...? I fell asleep in the class alot

A: yes, but we were watching Beowulf or 300 or something cause he didn't want to do the lesson and remember how we both sat in front of his desk with the seating chart?

Me: yeah?

A: remember when I woke you up?

Me: wait, no, are you talking about the time he called 911?!??

A: yes, you were shallow breathing and wouldn't wake up and we all thought you were dead because you sure as hell sleep like it. I was literally shaking you so violently before you finally woke up and said "jesus, what? I was fuckin sleeping" and some girl screamed.

Me: I had to be checked out by the overly concerned paramedics and firefighters that obviously never had to deal with a sleepy, hangry punk before. I had to sign a waiver because they wanted to take me to the hospital for tests and shit. That day sucked ass.

A: I thought it was hilarious.

Me: I was so hungry!

But yeah, that day kinda sucked but looking back at it now makes me giggle and I had to share this with you all.

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This made me laugh

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Me: Hi, do you take walk-ins?

The Morgue: What?

Me: You heard me.

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When someone points out that a behavior of mine is unhealthy:

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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

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Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

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It’s called the Murder Strut.

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IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!