deep fried kidcore

⭐️ bernie ⭐️ she/her ⭐️ maid of heart ⭐️ a pastel mass of memes and aesthetic ⭐️

[king-hime]

Some badges of big cuties!!! 

Spectre is the ultimate sparkle dog, all other sporkle go home (No really, look at his ref)

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[jewelstrology]

Signs and the Scents They Remind Me of:

Aries: nice expensive perfume

Taurus: baby lotion and fresh flowers

Gemini: the smell of the wind in a field of flowers

Cancer: ocean breeze and sunscreen

Leo: candles and those strong body sprays

Virgo: fresh grass and mint

Libra: vanilla and strawberries

Scorpio: dark chocolate and roses

Sagittarius: campfires, lavender and honey

Capricorn: The smell of the air the rain makes during a storm

Aquarius: light incense, old books and bubblegum

Pisces: marshmallows and bubble baths

[mistressofpie-deactivated201703]

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

[krisarchasm-deactivated20161013]

This has been done before, I’m sure.

[thefuuuucomics]

Brilliant.

[coconutlimeverbena]

What’s awesome about this is that “blonde” doesn’t automatically =“White” like it usually does when it’s used to describe someone.

[aluckyartist-deactivated2019082]

IM FUCKING SURPRISED TO SEE THIS ON MY DASH IM SORRY I KNOW THIS ISNT THE RIGHT BLOG AT ALL BUT LOOK AT THIS DAMN THING I DID LAST SUMMER LOL FUCK

[berrystumpytail]

sex is a lot like a fall out boy concert. It’s loud, there’s a lot of “Ohs” and “Whoas”, Pete Wentz is there

[thebitchpickle-deactivated20160]

[everythingisahoax]

I, for one, welcome our Corvid overlords.

[jumpingjacktrash]

verily! a fork!

[bob-belcher]

[musicsbox-blog1]

Me: Man, I worry about Hussie sometimes. After the ending, we've not known much about him at all. Even with the news for Hiveswap coming periodically, it's more about WhatPumpkin as a whole and the team making the game. What has he been up to? Is he okay? Is he still fine?

Hussie: *Shows up to the anime expo in a minions shirt, space pants and fidget spinners, flanked by Vriska on either side*

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

we interrupt this blog to remind you that in shakespeare’s day, and hamlet’s, suicide was guaranteed to send you to hell

and if you died without getting your last rites, etc, there was a good chance you would go to hell

so when horatio says to hamlet, “i am more an antique roman than a dane; here’s yet some liquor left”

what he is saying is, “i would rather follow you to hell than keep my chance of heaven without you”

this has been a post

[deactivatedunfollowmelol]

[yesterdaysprint]

Three women wearing swimsuits and police badges measure the bathing suits of two men on the Venice beach, California, ca. 1929 

[cute-overload]

[ginabread-cookie-deactivated201]

IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM 

[cherrymetropolis]

Polly pocket toy store💕

[tastefullyoffensive]

Shibe trying to calm down his rowdy pupper.

[vvyrmfood]

everyone’s fave hot mom 🖤

[samtheamazon]

I hear this really gentle tapping noise, so I look over and